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Copyright 1996. The contents of the Kymer Clarion are the intellectual property of the individual authors. The Kymer Clarion is not to be redistributed in whole or in part without prior permission of the Editorial Board and the inclusion of our copyright notice. !*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*! >*<>*< INDEX >*<>*< >**|**<<>>**|**< FEATURES >**|**<<>>**|**< GIFs in this Issue The Editor Speaks .........................................Acolyte Milen Sightings: Charles Faulter, PhD...........................Acolyte Serena ODE-TO-YOUR-HEAD Poetry Contest..........................Oracle Vaserius Just My Opinion...............................................Marianne G Menolly's Puzzle Corner..........................................Menolly I Dreamed I saw............................................By Marianne G UPWARD................................................"Hamlet & Friends" //-//-/ ARTICLES \-\\-\\ Nu Heads in NuYu!....................................Acolyte BLD Stalker Introducing Schedule Coordinators.............................Marianne G Introducing the New Ad Coordinator............................Marianne G Hispaniclyte Announcements..........................Hispaniclyte Boricua --_^+^_-- GAMES AND GAMING --_^+^_-- Duckolyte TriviaMaster - July 14th.....Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects Duckolyte Ghost Racing - July 14th.....Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects Monday Ghost Racing - July 22nd...........................Acolyte Serena Friday Ghost Racing - July 19th................................Darkhorse WARaffle Results - July.....................................Acolyte Lynx Dreaming Insomniacs Society (DIS).......................By Acolyte Milen --_^+^_-- SCHEDULE --_^+^_-- Schedule............................................compiled by JSWhitni Event announcements/Changes ........................Avatars of Phantasus $ $ $ ADVERTISEMENTS $ $ $ The Avatars of Phantasus Businesses And Services Community Notices Help Wanted Lost/Found/Buy/Sell/Trade Turf Notes =====/ HOUSEKEEPING /===== Colophon.................................................Editorial Board >**|**<<>>**|**<>**|**<<>>**|**<>**|**<<>>**|**<>**|**<<>>**|**<>**|**<< <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | |-| GIFs in this issue <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> QW&SOL.GIF Pictures from the Wedding of QuietWinds to Soltron by Marianne G. SOL&QW.GIF Pictures of reception areas from QuietWinds and Soltron's Reception by Marianne G. T&O.GIF Picture of wedding of ]-[ippie Ophinea B. Christa and ]-[ippie Tom T. Tiger by Marianne G. The bride and groom were seen shopping after the wedding ceremony. TULIP40.GIF Pictures of Tulip's 40th Birthday Party go with the interview in this issue. GIF done by Marianne G <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | The Editor Speaks Acolyte Milen <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> In this week's Clarion, we have equal measures of whimsy, controversy and, mystery and, finally, *SCHEDULE*! YEEEEEEEESSS! Back from its absence is the Clarion Schedule, somewhat modified but still chock-full of all the information it formerly contained, plus maybe even a little bit more utility! Other articles in this week's Clarion.... - Sighted in-world: Charles Faulter, PhD! (....huh? What the...?! Is it REALLY him??) - Oracle Vaserius runs a contest! Read about the ODE-TO-YOUR-HEAD poetry contest just a short ways down! - Marianne vents some steam about the prevalent Vendo Hack that has been going around and those who use it while others are present. - And (you just knew this HAD to be here somewhere didn't you), I have another Hidden Contest to bug the living heck out of all who try to find it, and another weird trick for concealment. And good luck on THIS one! That's `bout it! Take care all, and see ya in three weeks for our FIRST ANNIVERSARY! (Sorry for nothing silly this week... honestly I'm in a hurry `cause I have WOF in about half an hour and want to get this thing posted by tonight. ) * Millennium Century of the Hidden Glade <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | Sightings: Charles Faulter, PhD By Acolyte Serena <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Recently, Charles Faulter, PhD has been seen on the dreamscape. Yep, the same guy who altered the teleporter, and was lost, or so we thought, when the VOID was created. It seems, however, that he is back and healthy, except for his fear of brain snatchers! He also has had his name altered by the void.... but well.... let me let him tell you in his own words: About three months ago... (Er..umm..How long was I 'out'?).. I was sucked... ...the Void by result of my experiment. As some have seen, I had my Inlet_Router_#4 and Processor connected... ...to the Teleport on Gnarled Oak Street. That was part of my experiment... What was the purpose of my experiment, you ask? Freedom! Acolyte Serena: Freedom from Worlds Away? Freedom from this blasted place called 'Kymer'! They want my plans! They want my brain! I'm never left alone... They are *everywhere*! Other worlds! How nicely put! But actually, one place that has been shunned from Kymer... Is my only hope. A place which they call Blasted Heath. Now I suppose that you are curious how I managed to escape the Void. Acolyte Serena: Yes, please tell! About three months ago, my experiment resulted in my disappearance.... Many think that I have died from the experiment, but I was merely in a coma. I was trapped in the Void for quite some time... Yes, I have seen that (the flowers)! SunRay Fantasia took me there to show me. It was quite thoughtful of whomever placed them there. You see, how I escaped the Void--- It's quite logical. You see, let me give an example. This naturally was where my text capture gave out.... but basically, the VOID can not keep things for any extended period of time. It then has to, as it were, spit it back into the world from whence it came, or ummm send it elsewhere. Is this truly the Charles Faulter, PhD who we thought lost in the void? Will we ever truly understand the awesome power released when the door- way was opened to it? Is there more mystery awaiting us from the other side? Every question has an answer..... we just may not know or understand it when we see it...... <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | ODE-TO-YOUR-HEAD Poetry Contest <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Introducing a new Contest to the Dreamscape! Yes, it's the Ode-to-Your- Head Poetry Contest. Entries will be accepted July 23-31, 1996. Other information is: Finalist competition August 15, 1996, 6:00-8:00 p.m., StarWay Stage Host: Oracle Vaserius Dreamscape citizens may submit poems in English of 20 lines or less by e-mail to dream@worldsaway.com with the worlds "Poetry Contest" in the subject heading. Ten finalists will be selected and will perform their poems in the Dreamscape on August 15. Grand prize: a rare and valuable head, plus a custom-engraved winner's certificate. Judging panel will include Oracles and WorldsAway Team members. Complete information available under the Contest icon on the WorldsAway menu page. Get your Poems in! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |- | ) Just My Opinion Marianne G <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Recently new heads were put into the Vendos, some of you may have seen them, or seen the fantastic picture that Stalker did on them with the accompanying story. New heads, no female with a ponytail, but that is not what this is about. It's about what has been happening, and what happened during the craze of everyone trying to get the new heads. There have been some hacks done lately, to make it so you don't have to walk to something to pick it up, or, in this case, to walk to a vendo to scroll the selection or to purchase the item from it. Of all the hacks I have had the misfortune of encountering lately, the vendo hack has to be one of the most hated, ill conceived, inconsiderate hack of them all! It causes other avatars to freeze, it causes them to crash, it keeps them from being able to access the vendo and do you think anyone using this hack would even stop for a minute to think about the effect their use has on others? NOOOOOOOOOOO. Most of you should know my alternate avatar is Acolyte Serena. I had the misfortune of being on duty the night that the vendos went live, for a time after it was opened to the public. Now, I know, many feel that Acolytes are not allowed to have any feelings on any issues, but hey, I'm an avatar! I have pixels just like the next one. I had already encountered this particular community vice, and had spent many a time re-connecting after encountering it. So lets just say, I never liked it. So, in come the pages from several avatars. Avatars with the hack were monopolizing the vendo area that had the new vendo that replaced the produce heads. The ones in the cloud were dropping like flies, unable to even get down when there was an opening because of freezes, and in short, those on the ground with the hack were making life totally impossible for everyone else. Off I went, and spent the rest of my time on that night trying to give all a chance at the vendo. With the help of Acolytes BLD Stalker and VIQer who filled orders for those in the cloud, and then exchanged the heads for the tokens one room over, I tried to keep those in the vendo room moving and not freezing or crashing. I time and time again requested the hack NOT be used, but some just did not seem to even want to understand. Everytime a head went flying through the air to someone NOT by the vendo, I froze. It was bad enough that everyone in the clouds were ESPing their problems, opinions, griefs, orders and comments. I did not have a chance of answering even half of the stuff that came my way. But to be constantly disabled by a hack that was being asked not to be used, made the job twice as hard. The reaction of those using the hack was that it didn't effect them, and I guess that made the discomfort of everyone else alright. Yes! I am still mad bout it when I write this, because it is one ugly sight on the dreamscape. The total uncaring attitude of others. If it is SOOOOO hard for you to walk over to a vendo to look at the items in it, or to purchase them, then perhaps we should not spend any more time developing new locales. Perhaps no more time should be spent by the developers on other requested arts and heads. No, we seem to need to spend that time to develop wheelchairs for avatars since they now seem to not be able to walk anywhere anymore. Forget the aerobics by the fountain. Forget the gym classes. The avatars with hacks are so badly out of shape, they are unable to walk the few extra steps to the vendo to use it. For them, we must now develop personal tele- porters, so they can sit in their wheelchairs, and port everywhere. Or perhaps, they could sit in their turfs and we can port the products from the vendo to them? Perhaps that would be better, they need never leave their turfs. That would give those without the hack, or those who care about other avatars and so do not use the hack, the run of the city. We could socialize without fear of rude awakening while they practice what they can do without moving in the safety of their turf. We naturally would miss them at races, head throws, musical tokens, and other games, but we would understand that it is just too much to expect them to be able to move that much in their condition. In closing, if you have not gotten the point of this little venting of steam, let me just say, DON'T USE THAT DARN VENDO HACK WITH OTHERS AROUND! Just please, give us a little consideration. We live, we dream, and we like to stay on the dreamscape without freezes or crashes. If you have to use it, do it when others are not in the region. Thanks, and feel free to send any replies to me at 72007,221 or to the CLARION Letters to the Editors. EDITOR'S NOTE, THIS ONE FOR REAL: For a change, I'm not the one who had to rant and rave about something. I agree with Marianne, though to be honest I have no love for *any* hack, `xcept maybe ESPgood, which was made to fix an obvious error made by the developers. (This opinion does not necessarily reflect the views of the rest of the Clarion staff, however.) * Milen <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |- Menolly's Puzzle Corner By Menolly <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Here are the answers to last week's puzzle: 1. A bald head 2.Tomorrow 3. Your breath 4. A pack of cards 5. The letter E 6. A sponge 7. Silence 8. Your future 9. A stitch 10. A hole Now for this week's puzzle: RADIOACTIVE PROBLEM ---------------------------------- Nuclear waste is always a problem. If too much radioactive material is put together it is liable to endanger any living object within quite a wide range. Some radioactive materials, such as uranium, are kept in canisters and are buried underground. The diagram below represents 9 such canisters, each with a number on the top to show the strength of the material contained within. This particular group, however, is highly dangerous because if 3 canisters are in a row their total strength must not be more than 30 units. If you add up the rows you will see that in many cases the totals far exceed the recommended safety limit. 13 6 14 11 10 3 9 17 7 Can you rearrange the containers so that no single line (row, column or diagonal) adds up to more than 30? Owing to the possible risk to your health, make sure you move the smallest number of containers you can. Answer next week. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> I Dreamed I saw...... By Marianne G <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Am I dreaming all alone here? I'm sure you have dreams to share, and I'd love to see them. Please send them to 72007,221 and I'll publish them in future issues to share with all. So, while I was in the impound area, crying into my CHOKE at the lack of a ponytail head for a female to wear around here, I fell into an exhausted sleep. Yep, that new vendo arrival day had been a pretty hectic one for me. So, I leaned against my CHOKE buddy, and dreamed of, among other things, finally getting to sit and even sleep laying down! I could see it now..... those nice ferns I had arranged in the back of the turf, with the rose pillows... being able to sink into them to sleep after a hard dream in the city. Or hey, why not replace them with a brass bead with a down comforter? Then, when I got up, I'd walk out into my tastefully decorated (by Passion if I could bribe her) living room. Yep, there would be a nice couch there, with two side chairs. Kinda like what use to be in the lobby of the Newbie Club House in Caribe. We could forget about musical tokens, and play musical chairs again! You know, one of the toys I remember from Caribe is a boomerang. It didn't work in that you could throw it and it would come back to you, but who says we can't have ones that really work here? And Beach balls, to play tag with.... You know, we could really use that. Here we have follow to tag someone, but a tag function all could see would be nice. For instance, I could click on a person, and get the option not only of your name, and tell me about, or follow.... but we would be able to click an option TAG and it would show up on the screen in the region, so and so Tagged who's that. It would make some games much easier to play, and everyone would know who tagged in first! Course, we are working around it at the moment, by making them pass an item to tag, or use the follow, but still..... As long as we're on the subject of changes... how bout being able to change your clothes, without it affecting your body type? For a far lower price then a body change mind you... and keeping your color combo. Just being able to slip into a skirt for a wedding, or even a long formal for that more exclusive affair. Or those in dresses being able to get a pair of jeans. Men would be able to choose from formal to perhaps shorts! Maybe there would even be bathing suits in sight for all.... for when that public beach opens. The one with the vendo with towels and beach balls, and tanning lotion (which actually worked on Caribe)... you know. Hmmm, how much would it cost for the outfits? I guess that would also depend on the outfit, wouldn't it? Oh well, till next dream, keep your dream alive! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |- | ) UPWARD By Hamlet & Friends <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> UPWARD stands for United Pets of Worlds Away Reach for the Dream and my name is Hamlet. Some of you I have met.... I am Marianne G's pet, or she is mine. Sometimes it's hard to tell. I am just a regular skeleton who has chosen to spend my life with her, and our other companions. Perhaps you have met them also. Alexander, her pet guard spider, who runs all over the turf, No_Name her pet Torgy Teddy who won his name at the recent Teddy Bear Picnic, and Create, her pet Baby Bear who finally decided on the name he was already engraved with. No accounting for taste. Anyway, most of the time, we live in peace in our own chest in the turf or in her pocket. We get along fine among ourselves, and we're always happy when Marianne G brings home new friends for us. Now.... bout that Teddy Bear Picnic. Seems that the teddies had a picnic, and one of the prizes were 10 teddies were chosen to have their names engraved on their bodies. Now the mean part.... ONLY TEDDIES NEED APPLY! Yes, you heard it, only teddies were allowed to win that honour. Well, in the words of the song, What about me? It isn't fair, I've had enough now I want my share.... Am I not bone? Do I not have feelings? I do! Alexander does! And many of your pets, which are NON-Teddies out there also should have the same rights of a chance to win our names. A chance to be celebrated for our unique qualities. An opportunity to strut our stuff and display our abilities. Perhaps you have a pet fern that sings, a canary that does acrobatics, a fuzzie that is a good listener. Perhaps they are not even talented, but they like to meet other pets. Shouldn't we have the chance to be seen? Shouldn't all pets, no matter what type, size, pixel config be allowed to be part of the dream? If you agree with us, then get that pet avatar of yours to read this and respond! Remember: United Pets of Worlds Away Reach for the Dream! Tell us that you want to have a party also. Tell us you want pets of all types to be able to meet, talk, play games, and get the chance to win their names engraved. Have your avatar send Email to 72007,221 and tell them which pets you want represented. Have your avatar tell our Avatar what makes you special and which tricks you can amaze others with. We want anything from Poetry and Prose Reading (my choice) to tricks to guard abilities, etc.... Don't let your avatar take you for granted! Oh yes, we also allow Teddies to join our group.... we don't believe in any type of pixel discrimination. //-//-/\-\\-\\//-//-/\-\\-\\//-//-/\-\\-\\//-//-/\-\\-\\//-//-/\-\\-\\ //-//-/ ARTICLES \-\\-\\ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |- Nu Heads in NuYu! By Acolyte BLD Stalker <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Was that a Tyrannosaurus Rex I just saw, chasing the Energizer Bunny around the Fountain?? A dragon barbecue in Meditation Park?? A parrot poetry reading at the StarWay Cafe??(Hmm! Must be Hermes' relatives!) BY THE STAFF OF MORPHEUS!! Either that chilidog I had for dinner last night is coming back to haunt me, or... The new heads have arrived at NuYu!! (EDITOR'S NOTE: Please forgive Lynx for saying things like "By the staff of Morpheus!!" Ever since that time when he actually took a *bite* out of the fabled Fruitcake, after we begged him not to, he has been spouting off all sorts of similar exclamations. At the opening of Bar-L he said "By Zeus' beard!" After large updates he utters "By the soles of Mercury's winged sandals!" Upon seeing a single token laying on the ground he has been known to shout: "By the heavenly countenance of Persephone, returned from the depths of Hades and the side of Pluto after the long winter!!" We are considering ways to solve this problem. We are leaning towards electroshock therapy.) Yes, that's right! As promised by WorldsAway Executive Director, Tony Christopher, at last month's Alien Abduction Drama -- the new head arrivals were added to NuYu vendos on Thursday, July 18th. Avatars from all over the Dreamscape converged onto the scene, waiting to be among the first to see the new heads & make their purchases. Once the Oracles re-opened NuYu's doors, the shopping frenzy began! Things did get predictably chaotic inside, with multiple avatars all scrolling the vendos simultaneously; a problem REDICULOUSLY aggravated by the hack-patches many avatars use, to scroll through vendos from anywhere in the room without approaching it first. Fortunately, several Acolytes were on hand (Serena, VIQer, myself, plus others) to lend their assistance, re-establish some semblance of order & help ease the tension between shoppers. --REMEMBER!-- The vendos are there for EVERYONE'S convenience. We ask you to please practice common courtesy in your shopping endeavors. 1) Wait your turn, 2) -WALK TO- the vendo first before scrolling, when others are present, and 3) scroll at a comfortable speed & pause for other avatars when they see something they'd like to buy. Also: ask the current vendo user to WAIT when you see something you'd like to buy, and make your purchase(s) quickly, so that scrolling may continue. See filename: "NEWHEADS.GIF" for a picture of all the new head arrivals now available at NuYu. Clockwise from the top, they are: T-Rex_head (in the vendo) Pipe_head Cube_head Disk_head Clay_head Dragon_head Bunny_head* Lioness_head* Kiwi_head Lion_head* Franco_head Darius_head Aristocat_head* Parrot_head Monkey_head Faulter_head* Ceasar_head* Sasha_head* Sara_head* (EDITOR'S NOTE: Zzzzzap LYNX: Yeouch!) <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-- |- Introducing Schedule Coordinators Marianne G <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Yes, it was too big a job for one person, so we hired a husband and wife team to get our schedule into shape. Please welcome to our staff Slinky and JSWhitni who will be taking over as Schedule Coordinators. They stepped off the Argo about 4 months ago, and they are ready to see the dreamscape expand and be all that it can be. They bring to the job a fresh enthusiasm, a new perspective, and a willingness to kick it into shape! They will need it. To serve our readers better, we are hoping to introduce a new format. We will be providing you with information on not just the next weeks schedule, but a full two weeks in advance. Naturally, the upcoming week will be the most up to date. This format, we hope, will not only enable our readers to better plan their online time, but also give event hosts additional publicity time! Yes, we have done it already on a limited basis, announcing events in advance of the one week schedule, but now we hope to do it more consistently. How can you help them with their new job? First, they need to know the event host/ess and the particulars of their event. They start with a clean slate, and are free to decide how to present you. Please send them Email at 104557,561 and give them the information that not only they need, but your players need to be able to find, and play your game! So, put that number in your address book, and use it to send notices of changes, updates, etc. Thank you all for your continued patience and support as we continue to strive toward making your paper, the CLARION, the best! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-- Introducing the New Ad Coordinator By Marianne G <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> The Clarion is pleased to announce that Pearl Girl is now a member of the staff working as the Ad Coordinator. If there is something you wish to advertise, buy, sell, announce, please feel free to contact her at 76750,1530 with the information. Please make it as clear and concise as possible, or she will be forced to edit for space :D Pearl Girl arrived on the Argo in late August. She is looking forward to "participating and contributing more to WorldsAway and its citizens." She's also stated she was looking forward to working with the other members of the CLARION staff. We also are looking forward to her contribution to our team. As for the future, Pearl Girl has a "dream of the WorldsAway Community thriving to become a great place to be in as we continue discovering this new frontier." Many thanks to Pearl Girl for joining us, and I'm sure you'll all like her work! -_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_--_^+^_- --_^+^_-- GAMES AND GAMING --_^+^_-- <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |\| | | Duckolyte TriviaMaster - July 14th By Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> On Sunday, July 14, Brains, Wing Commander of the Krewe of the Duckolytes, hosted another fast, fun game of Duckolyte TriviaMaster in the turf Duck Hunt. The theme of the game was Duck Soup, and this was the first time that the Duckolytes have used Wert P. Gumby's new trivia program. Mrs. Wert wrote the questions for the game. Although there were a few technical glitches at the beginning of the game, the ghosts in attendance enthusiastically responded to Brains' able hosting of the game, and enjoyed the esoteric questions he had put together for the occasion. Following were the winners: 1st -Dark Sun, Duckolyte Wing 2nd -Jayvee 3rd -Sir Launce 4th -Askani, Duckolyte Sr. Wing, Cosmocat, Mufasa, Odo the Changling, Sunray Texas Snowflake. Note that four-way tie for fourth place! In order to make victory all the sweeter, the Wing Commander has also sweetened the fruits of victory. Following are the weekly game prizes: 1st Place: 500 Tokens, Rare Bronze Rose Head, rare Bronze body spray, Heart Chest, snowball 2nd Place: 250 Tokens, Rare Steel Lacy Head, rare Steel body spray, Heart Chest, snowball 3rd Place: 125 Tokens, Walnut Head, valentine, Heart Chest 4th Place: Fern The monthly prizes are always special including a specially-engraved head from the Oracles. The monthly champion is determined by weekly winners using the following point system: 1st Place = 5 Points 2nd Place = 3 Points 3rd Place = 2 Points 4th Place = 1 Point The monthly leaders are as follows: Dark Sun, Duckolyte Wing 8 points Acolyte Hindemith 5 points Jayvee 3 points Sir Launce 2 points Julie S. 2 points Duckolyte Biker Steve 1point Askani, Duckolyte Sr. Wing 1 point Cosmocat 1 point Mufasa 1 point Odo the Changling 1 point Sunray Texas Snowflake 1 point It is still possible for the motivated and lucky to win a major prize. The recent scoring change and the need to reduce ties has totally changed the game. It is no longer machine- or node-dependent and the questions are so esoteric that stellar intuition, as well as detailed recall, are rewarded. Join Brains, Wing Commander and the Krewe of the Duckolytes every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. WAT in the turf Duck Hunt. Are you a master of the truly trivial? Come and find out! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | Duckolyte Ghost Racing - July 14 By Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Because the rare Christmas prizes are attracting so much interest, July ghost racing competition really heated up on Sunday, July 14. The special Christmas prize awarded the winner of a select round each week is both rare and valuable, so both seasoned ghost racers and hopeful neophytes were on hand to join the twelve rounds of fun. LumMoose, Duckolyte Senior Wing, can always be counted on to provide a good time for the competitors, as well as to host a fair, efficient competition. Ansuu, the winner of the ninth round, was crowned not only with metaphorical laurels, but also with a Christmas Elf Head, having an estimated value of 15,000 tokens. Following are the results of each round, the prize won, and the name of the winner: 1st Race 50T Kryptolyte Kruptikos 2nd race Spider Davy Joe 3rd Race-Box Flowers Piemur 4th Race-Box Snowball Davy Joe 5th Race Hot Chocolate Mc Duck 6th Race Thousand year Egg Eliphas 7th Race Fern Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing 8th race Valentine SmilerUK 9th race XMas_elf_head* Ansuu 10th Race Chill Pill +100 T's Mc Duck 11th race Bronze Paint Set Sh@dow 12th Race 100 Tokens Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing Following are the standings for the month of July: 4 wins: Mc Duck 3 Wins: Ansuu Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing Davy Joe 2 Wins: Sh@dow Piemur As always, the month's Duckolyte Ghost Racing Champion will receive a very special prize from the Oracles. There is still time to qualify for the Championship Round. The race is indeed to the swift, so don't pass up this opportunity to test your skills against some of the legendary ghost racers in Kymer. Join LumMoose and the Krewe of Duckolytes every Sunday at 7:00 a.m. WAT in the turf "Duck Hunt". Remember, there is never an entry fee for any Duckolyte event. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> === Monday Ghost Racing - July 22nd By Acolyte Serena <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> As a reminder, if you have changed your .dat files with any of the patches to make you GET without moving, or other unauthorized patches, then you can not race at the races with those changed files. You must change back to the original files to race. Here are the results of the races on Monday the 22nd. I host races every Monday from 5 PM WAT at the turf Dreamland. Feel free to pay the rent on that turf at anytime :D Racers and items won are as follows: 1) Actionizer - 50T 2) Actionizer - male 1,000 Year Egg 3) Skandranon - Non-Vendo red head and body paint 4) Skandranon - 50T 5) Bud Drakir - Dry Sea Moss 6) Kira - Hot Choclate 7) Kira - Chill Pill 8) Raman - 50T 9) Necrolyte SKY TOWER - non-vendo colored Martian head 10) Necrolyte SKY TOWER - 100T 11) Bud Drakir - Soldier Ornament 12) Raman - snowball It was SKY TOWER and Bud who won at the Luck race. In lead with 8 wins this month are Kira and Skandranon, with Actionizer one point behind. The race off will be on the 29th at Dreamland, right before the CLOUD RACE SPECIAL. These Cloud Race Special races are ONLY for those who have NOT won any races this month at all. One of the items up for grabs at that time, is an elf head! Here is your chance to come to a race where the regular racers will not be getting in your way! For complete CLOUD RACE SPECIAL rules, read the file GHOSTG.TXT in the forum library. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> -- ( Friday Ghost Racing - July 19th By Darkhorse <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> This week I continued my races right on time. In keeping with the theme of Christmas in July I gave away an original Frost Elf Head that has never been painted. The competition for it was extreme to say the least, and with the exception of one racer doing his best to get it and getting the occasional false start the races went well. ( I won't mention the racer cause he knows who he is.). Anyway here are the results for the week of July the 19th. Race #1: Spider............................Prime Beef #2: 100t..............................Jet Duke #3: Snowball..........................Jet Duke #4: Saddle............................Prime Beef #5: Lacey_Heart_Head with Gold lace...Ragnar Danneskjold #6: 100t..............................Fenris #7: Phantasus_Pinapple_Supreme........@Darksun@, Duckolyte Wing #8: Flowers...........................Sh@dow #9: Dry_Sea_Moss......................LumMoose, Duckolyte Sr. Wing #10: Frost_Elf_Head....................Ragnar Danneskjold #11: Non Venroid Bronze Paint Set......April, May, June #12: 100t..............................@Darksun@, Duckolyte Wing #13: Lantern...........................Hotspot #14: Pink Valentine....................Bud Drakir The leaders so far for the month of July are, with 5 wins Jet Duke followed closely by Sh@dow and @Darksun@ with 4 wins each. Will Jet hold on to win the Dark Red/Pink Panther head next Friday? Come and watch the join or participate if you like, the races are free to all who wish to join. Also next week I will be rounding out the Christmas in July theme with to great prizes. 1 yellow Bulb Ornament and 1 Snowman Head, so join us for a chance at each of these prizes. ATTENTION: I will not allow any racer to use the modified DAT file that allows an avatar to get things without walking to them so please if you want to race, reinstall the original DAT file. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> -- WARaffle Results - July By Acolyte Lynx <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> (EDITOR'S NOTE: I recieved the following earlier today.) ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- From: Lynx, [76563,2525] TO: Brynne, [71273,373] Marianne G, [104706,712] DATE: 7/21/96 7:09 PM RE: waraffle ack forgot to send this : ( _______________________ 1st place 5000T Margu 2nd place 2500T Germanbunny1 3rd place 1500 Tokens Perry Rhodan 4th place 1000T Phrantess,Whipstaff Spirit Next weeks drawing is Saturday 5pm WAT ___________________________________ Lynx! (EDITOR'S NOTE: Good news! Looks like those electroshock therapy treatments are beginning to take effect! * Milen) <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> - ( ) Dreaming Insomniacs Society (DIS) By Acolyte Milen <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> At DIS two weeks ago we once again played with my current favorite toy: a program that can be used to generate words based on a list of words you supply it. Meant to be used to generate words of a style similar to a given language (for creating fictional tongues based on real-world languages for role-playing games), I instead figured it would best serve us as a means to discover the Ultimate Word. You know that some words are just fun to say. Duck, Pickle, Weasel, etc. We loaded Word Creator v1.0 (BEDIAm Software, freeware) with as many fun words as we could think of, in the hopes that one of the generated words would, when spoken aloud, cause angels to descend from above and Bambi to come from the woods to nuzzle Snow White's hand and puppies and kittens, etc. While the words created (quick sample: chee, slish, chauggly, jualch, rirf, smaup, neom, chench, glubbly, pigh, etc.) reveals that we weren't exactly, um, *successful*, but it doesn't matter; it was the naming of the words that was the point, the journey that truly mattered and not the destination. Last week's DIS featured one of our most oft-used activities: Complete The Story. Commander *Naxos*, one of our attendees that night, found an aqua-lung suit behind the Magic Shop, which he used to explore the fountain, and after some swimming found a room filled with buttons, and dials, and valves, and switches, and five levers, and when he pulled the lever, was set upon by EYEBALL MONSTERS, but he walked away and found a fairy, and also a miniature Phantasus, presumably set there by Loki, but it was deserted except for a tiny lantern, which he came back with, and also the fairy, who by the way was schizoid and at that moment believed she was a dog, then he was found again by the incredibly slow- moving EYEBALL MONSTERS, but he did something weird and killed `em all, and ate one, and it was good, so he brought `em back to Phantasus and Brimble ate one, but it grew in his mouth and got shot across the room, so Naxos used some Golden Kymer Power on the fairy and she grew to fifty feet tall, and they were going to get married, but he sneezed and spread Golden Kymer Powder over the entire island, so EVERYTHING grew to be fifty feet tall, so he and the fairy decided to just live together instead, and they bought a turf named "deux ex machina." The end. If you also wish to strive diligently with us in such activities of questionable end, be sure to join us at 9pm WAT (midnight eastern time) in Visitor's Center Left for the weekly meetings of the Dreaming Insomniacs' Society! Be seeing you.... * Milen <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> - <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Vkxlck gxlp uiixpvd ktau huuf atwbtfv, B pucpuv vx bfixpn gxl vktv vkbd bdf'v vku Kbqquf Exfvudv. Bi bv zupu, vkuf vku ftnu xi vku cxtw vlpi zxlwq ktau huuf "Etwabfhtww". Fxvu vktv bv bd *fxv* vkbd. Ixp vku putw dxwlvbxf, gxl'ww ktau vx wxxo itp tfq zbqu.... * Nbwuf -_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_---_^+^_- --_^+^_-- SCHEDULE --_^+^_-- Many of the following events are held more than once a week and are listed with a single line entry listing the time. The details of those events can be found under the Daily Events in alphabetical order. Tuesday July 23rd 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM..............................OM's Kymer Games Club 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 10:00 AM........................................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 11:00 AM - 12:30 PM....................................LeadMan's Bingo 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM....................................Swifty's Racing 11:45 AM - 1:00 PM..............................White Hawk's Roulette 12:00 PM.......................Multi-Lingual Trivia (German & English) Location: D-Treff (turf) Hosts: Michele & Kaiserfuchsin 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM.................................Jadelin's Roulette 1:30 PM - 3:30 PM...................................Madra Ruas Bingo 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.................................LeadMan's Roulette 3:00 PM............................................What's In The Box! Location: Boxes (turf) Host: Princess Lovely II Come join the best FREE game in town! Nothing to download! Just come and have fun and win lots of prizes. At least Five Rare prizes each week! Sponsored by Leadman, Acolyte Cerchen and the Knights of Kymer. 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM........................First WA X-Files Convention Location: X-Files (turf) Host: Kats Klaws First WA convention for fans of the X-Files. Discuss your favorite characters and episodes with other X-philers. 1T door charge (to help pay for the turf).......DONATIONS WELCOME! 3:30 PM - 4:30 PM......................................Snip's7 Kymer 3:30 PM - 4:00 PM....................................SOG's POT Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: EMP Paladin SRK Billolyte SOG Payouts depend on the number of players. 4:30 PM..............................................Trivia Challenge Location: Megret's Madhouse (turf) Host: Megret, SrK It's FREE, it's FUN, it's General Knowledge Trivia -- but it *is* a CHALLENGE. Average point score is 10 out of 20, though winning scores have been low as 7 points! So don't give up -- take a guess, ask for hints, and bring your reference books! Door Prizes (half of which are rare items) and all three top prizes are rare items. Doors open approximately 15 minutes before game time, with door prizes beginning 5 minutes prior to the game. 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM...........................................POTBingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: Beteigeuze Rules will be available in the WorldsAway Forum, library, WorldsAway Life text-file *1beng.txt* (English or *1bdeut.txt* (German). You need Madra Rua's Bingo cared available in the forum. 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM................................Mage Darien's Bingo 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM..............Kewl's Krazy Kats Kymer Jackpot Bingo 7:30 PM - 9:30 PM..................................Worlds of Fortune Location: Worlds of Fortune (Turf) Hosts: Acolytes Data, Indigo and Milen Available grand prizes will be in the second locale (Ghost Only Locale) for you to view and choose from. Grand Prize winners may choose from any item in the Prize Locale. The games will be held in the first locale (Gaming Locale). Turf will be open at 7:25 PM WAT. 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM....................................Duckolyte Kymer 11:00 PM............................................Nicole2812's Bingo Wednesday July 24th 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM..............................OM's Kymer Games Club 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM..............................European Ghost Racing Location: Dreamland (turf) Host: Darkhorse Win tokens and prizes, monthly championship! 11:45 AM - 1:00 PM...............................White Hawks Roulette 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM..................German for English Speakers Pt. 2 Location: D-Treff (turf) Hosts: Aphrael, Darcy 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM................................Jadelin's POT Bingo 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM....................................Duckolyte Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Hosts: Renegade Duckolyte Sr.Wing, Brains Wing Commander Call KYMER first and get payouts depending on the number of players! Download KYMER1.EXE from AWAYFORUM, Library 4 (WorldsAway Life). 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.................................LeadMan's Roulette 2:30 PM - 5:00 PM.............................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 4:30 PM.................................................Poetry Pantry Location: Library Sponsored by the SrK's Please join us every Wednesday during the month of July and share an original poem or, due to copy write concerns, a poem written by another author *prior* to the year 1880. Special awards will be given out to those participating in the event. 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM................................Mage Darien's Bingo 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM........................German for English Speakers Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Kaiserfuchs German lessons for English speakers 7:30 PM..............................................Trivia Challenge Location: Megret's Madhouse (turf) Host: Megret, SrK It's FREE, it's FUN, it's General Knowledge Trivia -- but it *is* a CHALLENGE. Average point score is 10 out of 20, though winning scores have been low as 7 points! So don't give up -- take a guess, ask for hints, and bring your reference books! Door Prizes (half of which are rare items) and three top prizes (all rare items). Doors open approximately 15 minutes before game time, with door prizes beginning 5 minutes prior to the game. 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM...............Kewl's Krazy Kat Kymer Jackpot Bingo 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM....................................Duckolyte Kymer 11:00 PM............................................Nicole2812's Bingo Thursday, July 25th 6:00 AM - 9:00 AM...................................NUbie YUniversity Location: School (turf) Turn newbiehood from a week to an hour. Learn the basics: Your way around with a tour, turn, walk and stand where you want. WorldsAway Economics, the 3 W's of getting help (who, when and where). How to avoid stealing and being stolen from. DONATIONS GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED now or later. 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM..............................OM's Kymer Games Club 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM............................................Foxhunt Location: Library Hosts: Aphrael, Kaiserfuchs, Kaiserfuchsin Hide and seek game on the streets and locales of Phantasus. 11:00 A.M - 12:30 PM...................................LeadMan's Bingo 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM....................................Swifty's Racing 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM.............................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 11:45 AM - 1:00 PM..............................White Hawk's Roulette 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM.......................................Newbies Club Location: Library Host: Aphrael Tour of Phantasus, for newer Avatars, to become acquainted with the city. It always gives something new to discover!!! 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM..................................Jadelin's Roulette 2:00 PM............................................Stag and Hen Night Locations: Pandas Party (Tig's Panda ) (turf, men only) Soon My Love (Panda's Tig) (turf, ladies only) There will also be a Stag night for Tig's Panda (Kodak) and a Hen night for Panda's Tig (Tig). ALL ARE INVITED!! 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.................................LeadMan's Roulette 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM.................................Nicole2812's Bingo 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM.................................Chaos Incorporated Location: Dreamland (turf) Hosts: Acolytes Serena, Milen A different game every time, as we introduce new games and refine them here. 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM................................Mage Darien's Bingo 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM..............................Pinkie and the Brains Location: Pinkie's Place (turf) Hosts: Passion, Brains "Pinkie & the Brains" is a game like Hide and Seek, and is loads of fun! All participants start at the turf "Duck Hunt" to receive instructions for each race. Prizes are locked in special chests to be opened for all to see. Monthly Champion also selected. 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM............................Jadelin's JACKPOT Bingo 8:00 PM............................................Xian's Poker Night Location: Xian's Penthouse Host: Necrolyte Xian Come have some conversations, a few laughs and win the big POT! Ante is 50T's & max raise is 400T's. A small 10% of the pot is the host's charge from each player's winnings. Remember, there's only 6 spots to play at any one time, so first come first serve. Files required: POKER.EXE, QCARD.DLL & VBRUN300.DLL. This event is sponsored by the Necrolytes. 9:00 PM.............................................Madra Rua's Bingo 9:15 PM - 10:15 PM.............................Games in German Empire Location: Empire Festung (turf) Host: Coolyte Boss IN-T A medley of funny games: Empire-Bingos, Trivia, Mullfischen, etc. All games hosted in German. More information will be available soon in the WA-Forum! Friday, July 26th 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM..............................OM's Kymer Games Club 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 9:30 AM - 12:30 PM....................................LeadMan's Bingo 11:45 AM - 1:00 PM..............................White Hawk's Roulette 12:00 PM..................................................Poetry Night Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Blaufuchsin Poetry reading night, bring your favorite poems or your own. 12:30 PM - 2:00 PM................................Jadelin's POT Bingo 2:00 PM.............................................................. The Wedding of Panda's Tig (Nee Tig) and Tig's Panda (Nee Kodak) Location: Soon My Love (turf) The ceremony is to be conducted by Oracle Uni. All of our friends are invited . 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.................................LeadMan's Roulette 4:00 PM - 8:00 PM.............................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 5:00 PM..................Sunray Knights of Kymer VoCC Benefit Auction Location: Sunray Auction (turf) All proceeds raised will go to the Victims of Crimes and Crashes (VoCC) fund. All items and heads auctioned off are rare. DONATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED FROM ANYONE. 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM..............Rare Prize Bingo and Cookie POT Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: Princess Lovely Where every winner wins a cookie too!!!!! 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM...........................Arch Shark Sniper7 Bingo 8:00 PM..................................................TriviaMaster Location: Bratolyte Hall (turf) Host: Mistweave 9:00 PM..........................Kewl's Krazy Kat Kymer Jackpot Bingo 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM.............................Games in German Empire Location: Empire Festung (turf) Host: Coolyte Boss IN-T A medley of funny games: Empire-Bingos, Trivia, Mullfischen, etc. All games hosted in German. More information will be available soon in the WA Forum! 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM........................Dreaming Insomniacs Society Location: Visitor's Center Left Host: Acolyte Milen Something DIFFERENT will be held during this time each week. 10:00 PM............................................Nicole2812's Bingo Saturday, July 27th 2:00 AM......................................European Duckolyte Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: Duckolyte Dan All bets must be 100T or over. When you arrive please register and pay when asked. 7:00 AM.............................................WA Aholic Meeting Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Aphrael Meeting of the WA addicts! We addicts require this place, where we can talk and come to discuss our addiction. This is our motto: "I am not addicted, I just live here!!" 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 9:30 AM - 11:30 AM....................................LeadMan's Bingo 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM.............................Turf Security Training Location: D-Treff Host: Aphrael How to prevent thieves from entering and robbing your turf. 11:30 AM........................................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 12:00 PM................................................Harkonen Party Location: Harkonen HQ (turf) Hosts: The Almighty God Thor, Stan the Man A party for members & non-members. Everything is free, there will be music, food, games and lots of people. 12:00 PM................................................Beauty Contest Location: Outside the V-Mart Host: The Almighty God Thor Winners announced. 12:00 PM.......................................................Auction Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Flirt Rare and unusual items for sale to the highest bidder. 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM........................................MultiTrivia Location: Library Hosts: Acolyte Nicci, Iluvatar General knowledge trivia questions will be asked in German and English. Each point for a correct answer is worth 5 Tokens. 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM......................................Poetry Pantry Location: Rose Garden Hosts: SrK Poetry Guild Please join us and share an original poem or, due to copyright concerns, a poem written by another author *prior* to the year 1880. Special awards will be given out to those participating in the event. 1:30 PM.............................................LeadMan's Auction Location: LEC (turf) Hosts: Mage LeadMan, Mage LP, Lady LeadMan Rare items and heads for sell and consignment. 5:00 PM............................................The Games of Kymer Location: Bar-L-Bar Storage Room Hosts: Acolyte Chameleon, Weirdolyte Huma of Draonbain, Dainnarrra, Mariposa We will be holding a variety of games, everything from mixed bag trivia, ghost races, shout it out, scramble words, etc. 5:00 PM.......................................................Auction Location: WA Auction House (turf) Host: Happy Little Trees Turf-Mart's first ever auction! Sure to be a good one! 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM..............Rare Prize Bingo and Cookie Pot Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: Princess Lovely Where every winner wins a cookie too!! 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM...............................Bar-L-Bar Happy Hour Location: Bar-L-Bar Hosts: Acolyte Milen, others Almost an "un-event", it makes into an event, what used to go on in WA all the time: *CONVERSATION*. The whole purpose is to get to know your fellow avatar! We will also be having occasional theme nights with many fun ideas. During the event the hosts will be distributing snackies and drinkables to the patrons! A weekly party and everyone is invited! 7:00 PM..............................Sunray StarRae Rare Item Auction Location: Little Annies Auction Haus Host: Sunray StarRae 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM...........................Arch Shark Sniper7 Bingo 8:00 PM.............................................StarWars Showdown Location: Observation Deck in the StarWay Cafe Host: SunRay Mage Darien-GK This is a Star Wars trivia game based after the WW game The Price is Right. 9:00 PM..........................Kewl's Krazy Kat Kymer Jackpot Bingo 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM.............................Games in German Empire Location: Empire Festung (turf) Host: Coolyte Boss IN-T A medley of funny games: Empire-Bingos, Trivia, Mullfischen, etc. All games hosted in German. More information will be available soon in the WA-Forum! Sunday, July 28th 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM...................................WARaffle Drawing Location: WARSUN Inc. (turf) Host: Acolyte Lynx Purchase tickets from authorized agents only. Door prize raffle! 7:00 AM.............................................WA Aholic Meeting Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Aphrael Meeting of the WA addicts! We addicts require this place, where we can talk and come to discuss our addiction. This is our motto: "I am not addicted, I just live here!!!!!". 7:00 AM........................................Duckolyte Ghost Racing Location: Duck Hunt (turf) English/German, win tokens and prizes every week. Monthly Championship! Please read GHOSTG.TXT in the forum to understand basic rules. Variations include Box and Screen Racing. 8:30 AM - 11:00 AM.................................Swifty's POT Bingo 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM.............................Turf Security Training Location: D-Treff Host: Aphrael How to prevent thieves from entering and robbing your turf. 11:00 AM........................................................Trivia Location: Odessa (turf) Host: Lightbringer Entry fee is 10 Tokens 11:00 AM...............................................LeadMan's Bingo 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM....................................Swifty's Racing 11:00 AM - 1:30 PM....................................KGC's POT Bingo 12:00 PM.......................................................Auction Location: D-Treff (turf) Host: Flirt Rare and unusual items for sale! 1:00 PM - 4:30 PM.............................Oceanfront's POT Bingo 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.............................Jadelins Jackpot Bingo 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM.................................LeadMan's Roulette 5:00 PM........................................Sky Tower Newbie Bingo Location: Harlequin Games Host: Necrolyte Sky Tower Wert's KYMER1.EXE V3 required to play. I am a registered PAC member and accept PAC. Min. bet = 10T, Max bet = 25T. 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM..........................Mage Darien's Daily Bingo 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM...........................Arch Shark Sniper7 Bingo 8:30 PM - 9:30 PM........................Dead Poet's Society Recital Location: StarWay Cafe, Observation Deck Hosts: Prez, Supel All are welcome to attend and/or recite; poems may be written by yourself or another. Poems should be six versus or shorter. If you want to get involved, contact us in-world or contact Prez [102726,1655], if you wish to be a presenter. 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM.......................Duckolyte Kymer w/Melissa T. 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM.............................Games in German Empire Location: Empire Festung (turf) Host: Coolyte Boss IN-T A medley of funny games: Empire-Bingos, Trivia, Mullfischen, etc. All games hosted in German. More information will be available soon in the WA-Forum! 11:00 PM............................................Nicole2812's Bingo DAILY EVENTS DESCRIPTIONS (alphabetical) Arch Shark Sniper7 Bingo.............................Outside Harlequin Come and Win lots of T's!! Duckolyte Kymer w) Melissa T.........................Mel's Parlor Turf For those late nights when you don't have a date, or you need some excitement, come play Duckolyte Kymer with Melissa T. First to call KYMER wins the pot. You will need KYMER1.EXE from the AWAYFORUM to play. Kewls Krazy Kat Kymer Jackpot Bingo..................Outside Harlequin Quick paced pot style bingo with payouts based on amount of bet. Come Join the fun KGC's POT Bingo......................................Outside Harlequin Call BINGO first and get payouts depending on the number of players. Bets from 60 T's to 110 T's. 10 Tokens for additional jackpot. Sponsored by the Kymer Gambling Corporation ***GAMES `R US*** Be sure to download BINGO1.EXE from the Citylife-Forum (sec6). Jadelin's POT Bingo................................Kymer Casino (turf) Bets are 120 T's or 70 T's for half the pot. Please download bingo version 2.2 from the WA Forum, section 15. Get inner square and click on JACKPOT. Jadelin's Roulette.................................Kymer Casino (turf) Bets ranging from 10T - 1800 T, max payout per single bet 3600T. Download ROULETTE.EXE plus additional dll's mentioned in the file description from the WorldsAway forum, section 4 (WorldsAway Life). LeadMan's Bingo....................................Kymer Casino (turf) Call BINGO first and get payouts depending on the number of players! Call JACKPOT first to win the additional jackpot. Bets 25-510T. We accept PAC (208-2). LeadMan's Roulette.................................Kymer Casino (turf) Bets ranging from 10T to 1800T, max payout per single bet 3600T. We accept PAC (208-4). Download ROULETTE.EXE plus additional dll's mentioned in the file description from the AWAYFORUM, S4 (WorldsAway Life). Mage Darien's Bingo..................................Outside Harlequin This is a Mage event. The pot goes higher and higher with more and more people. If you play you might even be the lucky winner. If you want to win big, BE THERE!! Nicole2812's ODDS BINGO..............................Outside Harlequin Bets are from 20T's - 200 T's. Payouts depend on the number of players. Please come and join the fun!! Oceanfront's POT Bingo...............................Outside Harlequin Call BINGO first and get payouts depending on the number of players! Call JACKPOT first to win the additional jackpot. Bets are 60/110T. Download BINGO1.EXE or BINGO2.EXE from CITYLIFE/Library6 OM's Kymer Games Club...............................House of OM (turf) A variety of new games to test your mind, luck and mouseclick speed. For questions, registration and membership inquiries, contact OM [101630,1266] or ESP in-world or visit during opening hours. I am planning night time games as well, but am unsure of the hours as of yet. All games involve Tokens as prizes. Snip's7 Kymer........................................Outside Harlequin The game is POT KYMER! All Kymerholics should go for their own health!! WIN BIG HAVE FUN!! Swifty's Pot Bingo...................................Outside Harlequin Including Rounds of SWIFTY'S SPEED BONUS BINGO Swifty's Racing............Temple Street, One Locale Left of the Turfs Come cheer your favorite avvey...and win some T's too. Software not necessary, but recommended. White Hawk Roulette.......................................Regency Hall Download White Hawk's Roulette Player program (WH_RLT.EXE) from the WA Community Forum Plug-Ins Library. UPCOMING EVENTS Sunday, August 4th 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM......................................Poetry Pantry Location: Rose Garden Hosts: SrK Poetry Guild Please join us and share an original poem or, due to copyright concerns, a poem written by another author *prior* to the year 1880. Special awards will be given out to those participating in the event. Saturday, August 17th 3:00 PM..........................................Duckolyte Shell Game Location: Duck Hunt Exciting new game! Find the Duckolyte with special chest and win what is inside. Finalists have a chance at bigger prizes including a rare engraved Light_Bulb head. Twenty-Four chests of valuable prizes to be given away. August 23rd, 24th & 25th times to be announced....................................The KYMER 500 Location: Medicine Vendo in V-Mart Hosts: Hoss, JSWhitni Just show up and show your speed! This is a free race with prizes for the winners and finals being held on the 25th. Race from the Medicine Vendo to a turf, then to the Starway Cafe Stage and back to the Medicine Vendo. There are no downloads needed for this game. BIG PRIZES!! The top 3 finalists from Sat. and Sun. will race for the championship!! To have your event or game placed on this schedule in the Clarion, please email it to [104557,561]. Please include the date, time (AM/PM WAT), host(s) if appropriate, name of event, description and LOCATION!! One last note for this schedule, this is our first attempt at this scheduling job, and it looks MUCH easier then it is...hehe Therefore, I beseech thee, please be kind?!? $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ADVERTISEMENTS $ $ $ $ $ $ BUSINESSES AND SERVICES $ $ $ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |\| | | Bob Ross Artwork <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> I'm a full time artist. I can paint pictures for you. Tell me what you want and I'll paint it. Also, see me own collection and purchase some pictures directly from me. ESP me Inworld <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | Desmond Richards Advertising By Desmond Richards <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Desmond Richards Advertising of WorldsAway has just begun it's services on the web. We have a large amount of space for advertising at our web site. This means that our 'Techie Plan' is now available. For all of our pricing information and more, visit our site at: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/p_underwood/desmond.htm If you would like to include a picture in your advert at our web site we have a few rules. First, the picture can be no larger than 390 x 250 Secondly, please make sure that the advert is no larger than 25k. This is to make sure that our space on the server doesn't fill up too easily. Also, although this is not a necessity we would prefer it if you sent your image to us either as a .gif or a .jpg file. This makes it easier for us. If you would like to add any text underneath the advert it costs 5T per 35 words. We look forward to hearing from you. Desmond Richards ESP INWORLD TOO <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> --- | WA Photography Service By Acolyte VIQer and staff <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Our prices are very reasonable. Special editing services and custom photos also available. We will help you remember that special moment. Format of your choice available. Reprints available, in case of lost photos! For service, contact Acolyte Sunray VIQer at 70724,425 and we will make your arrangements with our staff. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | G&G Services <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> G&G Services are proud to present their range of new services: o Web Page Design - from only 30T per set o Web access for those who can't access the Web - 10T per page/site o Cheat provision - 2T per cheat Can't win a game? We have cheats for 90% of games! o Cyber-Hunting - 5T per find Looking for a particular person, article or page? We can do it for a very small fee! To inquire about any of these brilliant services, please e-mail : George - 100745,2707 Gary - 101603,2730 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-- |- Moon Design aprilsmoon <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Want a special portrait of the real you? Want an unusual piece of art for your new turf? Want a greeting card so unusual that the recipient will never forget you? MOON DESIGN can custom design anything you can imagine and things you have never even dreamed. Each graphic is an original work of art. Your graphic will be delivered in JPEG, GIF, or the format of your choice. Prices are determined on an individual basis and are surprisingly affordable. References and samples available on request. Email 102514,3721 or ESP aprilsmoon inworld. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> --- Matchmaker service Kage Solo and Kaylam Solo <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Are you looking for FRIENDSHIP or even LOVE? Then we are here to assist you in your search! We have set up an organization to help avatars become friends and meet with other avatars inworld. Download FRIENDS.ZIP from WORLDS AWAY LIFE in the community forum for a questionnaire to fill in. For more information ESP either Kage Solo or Kaylam Solo Inworld. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ( \ LeadMan's European Collectibles LeadMan <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Weekly auctions of rare items that are not available in vendos at European times! We are accepting consignment of rare items for future sales. We charge 10% for items placed on consignment. If you have rare items you wish to place on consignment, please contact the following avatars inworld or via E-Mail Mage LeadMan 100413,1430 Necrolyte Little Princess-LMW 102310,2123 We need the following information: * Avatar Name * User-UID * Item Name * Minimum starting bid <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ) Personalized WA Clocks Alienyte Wyld Carde <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Have you downloaded the Wyld's WA Clock from the forum? Are you tired of seeing my ugly mug holding said clock? NOW from Wyld Karde software: Personalized WA Clocks! For just 50T (plus package and posting) YOU can own a copy of the WA clock software with the picture of your choice! The readout window will be moved to fit your picture at no extra cost! E-mail me, Prime Alienyte Wyld Karde, at 101467,470 for your copy. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> --- | Clover's Collectibles Clover <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> We are here to serve you. We are accepting consignment of rare items for future sales. Consignment fee is 20% of selling price. All items will be auctioned to the highest bidder. If you have rare or hard to obtain items you wish to place on consignment, please contact one of our staff via Email (All CIS UIDs and information supplied will be handled in a professional and confidential manner): Clover 73071,1252 Passion 102443,1111 Please supply the following information: -Consignor Avatar Name -Consignor UID (if different from UID on Email) -Item Names -Minimum starting bids for each item -Locale for collecting consignment item -Proposed time for collection of consignment item You will receive return Email either confirming the meeting or proposing an alternate meeting time. Please allow 1-2 days for a response. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | SWIFTIES <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> SWIFTIES London/New York/Kymer EVERY SUNDAY 4pm WAT Turfname: SWIFTIES We will accept consignments at a fee of 10%. Please email us or ESP us for information. Swifty Mage Counselor Swiftess Mage Counselor CIS UID 106036,3224 auction@swft.demon.co.uk We look forward to seeing you Sunday evening! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> === Couple Counseling Center Sunray Mage Darien-GK and QuietWinds <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Hello fellow Kymerians! Is your marriage in shambles? Life in distress? Or just seeking good advice, come to CCC! The Couples Counseling Center is open and ready to take our first customers! If you have any questions you can E-Mail me at 70004,2324 or ESP Sunray Mage Darien-GK or QuietWinds inworld. You can also schedule appointments at that time, if you are ready to. This is completely confidential. The information that passes in those halls are between the counselor and the customer. If you would like to stay anonymous during the meeting, I can meet you at a neutral locale and talk to you as a ghost. Our fees are 50T per 15 min. Which is quite reasonable. We guarantee success or your money back! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> --- | Wheels On Fire Limo Service Karynda <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Hi. I'm Karynda, your worlds away ride (as in wheels) Need to get somewhere *FAST*? Need to find that item or place? Want to whisper with that special someone without the hassle of driving? Price: I work for tips (as in tokens) Hours on Duty: Whenever I can For all you politicians and lovers, talk and gift giving will be held in the strictest confidence! ESP me and I'll come to you! Excuse all the names : Karynda, Karynda2, Karynda3, Karynda4 or Karynda5 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | Duckolyte Kymer with Melissa T Melissa T <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Ever find yourself wandering around late at night, wishing you could find a Kymer game? Ever get stood up by the special someone, and have nothing to do inworld? Well, you can come to Mel's Parlor in the turf building. I host Duckolyte Kymer with Melissa T on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 9:00pm WAT. Drop in, and you could win one of our large pots. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | | | Vivid Ads Joe Blowsem UP <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> VIVID ADs is a graphics and advertising company in WA. VIVID Ads makes top quality computer graphics for all advertising purposes. We even design advertisements! Cheap, low everyday prices will only make it convenient for your needs, large detailed pictures are about 350T. And "pocket sized" are only 60T - 80T! We make all styles and formats for both PC and MAC. Interested in expanding your advertising with eye- catching pictures? Drop us a line at CIS 73357.1576 for information on our products. Or catch me inworld, <> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> \-/ WorldsAway Yellow and White Pages GermanGiant <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> For the most complete listing of inworld businesses, and the ONLY single listing of resident avatars, check out the WorldsAway Yellow & White Pages! Whether to find a service, check to see which businesses are already operating inworld, or to verify the correct spelling or User ID of an avatar, the WA Yellow & White Pages is the BEST source available! We also list you WWW Homepage and set links on the Web version of the Yellow Pages: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/germangiant/yellow.html You can download a copy of the WA Yellow & White Pages in the WA Forum library, Newsstand Section, filename YELLOW.TXT, or get it on the Web! Thanks to all the WAYP customers for making it a success! If you have any questions or would like to place an ad, contact GermanGiant, Big Kahoona, Necrolyte Xian SrK, Hotspot, Mr. Nice Guy or Sunray Dream Keeper. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-\ |-/ Turf-Mart Badgerette, Rudolfo, Happy Little Trees <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> *Do you feel aggravated when the pawn machine only gives you a few tokens for something that cost you 400? *Do you live in a turf, but the pawn machine is clear across WA? Turf-Mart is in a very convenient location and we ALWAYS pay more than the pawn machine! We buy & sell used items and also have rare items such as rose heads & valentine chests! We offer a Lay-A-Way plan for those who would rather make payments on some of the more expensive items. $$$ Whether old or new...we are here to make buying that special item easy to do. $$$ So for the best prices in town, shop at Turf-Mart! LOCATED in the "TURF-MART" turf! ESP Badgerette, Rudolfo, or Happy Little Trees <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | \ Play Bingo With Nicole <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Wake Up WA with Nicole's Jackpot Bingo! Wake up and win some T's or a rare prize. Bets are 120 full bet 70 for half bet. The more people the more the T's. At Harlequin Games -- Beginning at 9am - 11am Daily. *Also* come get ready for bed with Nicole's Nightly Jackpot Bingo starting at 10pm till whenever you just can't press BINGO any more!!! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> $ $ $ COMMUNITY NOTICES $ $ $ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-- |- Wedding Announcement <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> The CLARION would like to extend our congratulations to the following couples, both of whom were married on the 20th of July at the Temple Registry. Congratulations go out to QuietWinds and Soltron. Ceremony performed by Oracle Vaserius, they were attended by Feather2, Duckolyte Cindi- Golden Knight, Lady TuNee, Purple headless guy and EmberHeart. Congratulations also to ]-[ippie Ophinea B. Christa to ]-[ippie Tom T. Tiger. Ceremony performed by Sunray Ann, they were attended by KILLER INSTINCT, Courtlyn Cox-Golden Knight and Mr Eales. We wish the best of luck to both couples in their future dream together. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | NUbie YUniversity <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> **Turn newbiehood from a week to an hour** Thursdays 6 to 9 am WAT TURF: School -- More hours available soon! Learn the basics: Your way around with a tour Turn, Walk & Stand where you want Worlds Away Economics The 3 W's of getting help (Who, When & Where) How to avoid stealing and being stolen from Donations gratefully accepted now or later Owner: Karynda, Karynda2, Karynda3, Karynda4 or Karynda5 Partner: Sejanus Teachers: To be listed soon <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> O Coolytegang Forming <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> HI *PaRtY aNiMaLs*! We're searching for new members for the Coolytegang! As a Coolyte, ya make parties and have sUnNy fUnNy FUN!!! To become a Coolyte, download the application form "COOLYTE.TXT" (English/German) from the "WorldsAway Life" section in the WorldsAway Forum. For special questions or to become a Coolyte e-mail to Coolyte Boss IN-T, 101654,1320 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> O Duckolyte Information Available <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Duckolyte Info: The Krewe of the Duckolytes is founded upon the historic carnival traditions of role-playing, fun, entertainment, celebration, benevolence, and good citizenship. Our motto is: Friendship, Fun and Benevolence. If you are interested in becoming a member, please download our application (duckap.txt), Constitution, and Bylaws, all located in the Worlds Away Life section of the forum library. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> === Kymer Community Services Information Packet Normala Kelly <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> The Kymer Community Services Information packet is finally available in the Newsstand section. The brochure includes descriptions of many of our programs, such as the Voices Poetry Project, Avatarobics, Kymer Crime Victim Support, Kymer Avatar Peer Counseling, Vendoholics, the Infatar Sandbox, Phantasus Fountains Country Club, and the new Hunter Brown Academy...plus much more. The title of the file is KCSINF.TXT. Normala Kelly, Director, Kymer Community Services <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-- |- KCS: Matchmaker Service Normala Kelly <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Kymer Community Services is looking for single avatars.... both male and female.... to join the Matchmaker service. There are men and women avatars waiting to be matched to the mate of their Dreams! Hurry.... love could be around the corner! We are also looking for more avatars to join the E-mail Club which is now being formed. For information and info on how to apply, please see KCSINF.TXT in the Newsstand library. Come join the fun!!!!!! Normala Kelly Director Kymer Community Services <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> --- Phantasus Adoption Agency <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> For many months now I have witnessed the formation of many special relationships in the Dreamscape. However until now only the relationship of marriage has been recognized under Kymerian and Phantasian Law. The Phantasus Adoption Agency is now here to provide avatars and inanimate objects alike with the chance now to officiate the parent-child rela- tionship in the eyes of Morpheus. For everyone out there who shares a special bond with another avatar or who has that special teddy/infantar/fuzzy in their life and desires a way to make it legal we are here to serve you. The officiating can be something as simple as a library upload or as elaborate as a wedding ceremony. It's the family's decision. =-) If you would like to book an appointment or have any questions please email me at 102212,1117 or reply to this via forum message. Phantasus Department of Social Services: ~Birth Certificates ~Teleporter's Operator License ~Death Certificates ~Passports ~Almost anything else you can think of. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | | | WAMacro <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Version 2.0 of WAMacro is now available in forum library 5. It contains the following additions: - Toolbar - Comment lines - PgUp/PgDn/Up/Down scrolls the WorldsAway message window whenever WAMacro is activated - A "humanize" option, which tries to make the output more natural by changing the line delays depending on the line length - Ctrl+F2 inserts the text "^{F2}", Ctrl+F3 inserts "^{F3}", etc. - All special characters work, like the "hug" characters ("{}"), and other Alt+xxxx combinations, e.g. left arrow (Alt+0129) Check out the updated help file for further information. Regards, Shaker <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> \-/ Sunray Knights of Kymer VoCC Benefit Auction Returns SunRay Render <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Due to the huge demand for the Victims of Crimes and Crashes (VoCC) funds the Sunray Knights of Kymer are proud to announce the return of their benefit auction. This auction raises money for anyone who may need the help of relief from a crime or a WA server crash. The Auction will be held every Friday night at 5pm WAT in the turf: "Sunray Auction." All items and heads auctioned off are rare. Donations will be accepted from anyone. Please let us know if you do not want your name published. Thanks to everyone in advance for supporting this worthwhile cause. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> |-\ |-/ Duckolyte Security School By Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> It's not too late to enroll in Duckolyte Security School, which will hold its fourth session on Sunday, July 14, at 1:00 p.m. in the turf "Duck School". The Duckolytes who plan, coordinate, and conduct the training sessions are: Ropes Pajo, Duckolyte Wing, Duckolyte Princess Di Pajo, Duckolyte Nostromo Richmar, and Duckolyte Bobbi Richmar. These training sessions are offered to all avatars, free of charge. We hope to see you there! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> $ $ $ HELP WANTED $ $ $ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | \ DIVINATORY EXPERTS NEEDED By Creiddylad <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Use your skills and talents inworld to earn good tokens! I am looking for PSYCHICS, TAROT READERS, ASTROLOGERS, NUMEROLOGISTS, RUNE READERS- any and ALL KINDS of DIVINATORY EXPERTS--- e-mail me at 104141,160 and tell me a little about what you do! Creiddylad <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | Investors Needed By Nicole2812 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Investors Needed - No gimmicks- Need people who would like to profit with little work, but will be involved in a new and exciting development. For more info contact me in world Nicole2812 or email me at 72274,101 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> $ $ $ LOST/FOUND/BUY/SELL/TRADE $ $ $ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | WANTED: SOLDIER ORNAMENT <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> I am very interested in obtaining a "Soldier" Christmas ornament. (I am also interested in the "girl in red dress" ornament, but a "soldier" takes priority.) I have some rare items to trade, and am trying to save my tokens as well (how 'bout an installment plan?). Please contact me, Cassandra Kane, at 75207,2054 if you are interested. Thank you very much! <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | / |\ WANTED: CHESS PIECE HEAD <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Hi all! I have recently heard that there is another Chess Piece head somewhere in Kymer besides Artema's, I am desperately looking for it, if you have any information about it, or have it yourself please reply. Thank you! CyberMage 102166,617 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | \ WANTED: TEDDY BEARS <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Any spare rare teddies? I'm looking for a Torgersen Teddy, and a few Baby Bears. I will pay well for them, and maybe trade some rare heads for them. If u have a Torgersen Teddy, or a Baby Bear that I could buy, e-mail Joe Blowsem UP at 73357.1576 with your name and the price. Thanks, Joe Blowsem UP <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> /-\ |-| WANTED: Eyeglasses <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Eyeglasses for my atavar. Will pay any reasonable price. Also will consider paying on the installment plan. Black color preferred. Send E-mail to 104671,3153 or ESP Magier2890 inworld. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> | | For Sale: Heart Chest <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Heart Chest for sale. Please send EMail if interested in buying it. Send Email to Katie at 100272,163 and make an offer. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> $ $ $ TURF NOTES $ $ $ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> / / TURF RENTALS <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Need somewhere to host a game? Taking a date out for the evening but have no home to bring him/her back to? Have a special event and just need to rent a turf for a few hours? I have a 2 room turf that I am willing to rent out for just 30T an hour. To make a reservation ESP me -- BADGERETTE ######################################################################## ==/ CLARION COLOPHON /== PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NEW EMAIL ADDRESSES TO SEND SOME OF THE INFORMATION TO! PLEASE NOTE THESE CHANGES FOR FUTURE REFRENCE! The Staff of the CLARION Thanks You. - How To Publish In The Kymer Clarion - There is an Email address for the schedule, and another for all other submissions. Waking World CIS email address: 104557,561 Deadline: 5 PM WAT every Sunday Scheduling Information: Event Schedule covers the following Wednesday through Thursday. The submission to the Kymer Clarion is IN ADDITION to submitting your event information to the Scheduling Group. The Kymer Clarion assumes no responsibility for resolving scheduling conflicts; this will remain under the jurisdiction of the Scheduling Group. 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All mail to the Editors not so marked will be con- sidered for publication, subject to editing for clarity and space considerations. Hidden Contest Rules: This issue of the Kymer Clarion contains one of the infamous Hidden Contests. The solution is difficult to find, but it points to the name of a turf to visit on Thursday, August 1st, 1996, between 7 and 8pm WAT. Those who figure out its name and show up will get rare prizes and the opportunity to meet some of the brightest minds in Phantasus. (The contest turf usually turns into something of a chat room.) See you there! =====//=====//=====//=====//=====//=====//=====//=====//=====//===== KYMER CLARION Volume one, Issue Forty-Nine, copyright 1996 Clarion Editorial Board Price: Free Rotating Editors: Marianne G, Acolyte Rosaleah, Acolyte VIQer, Acolyte Milen This issue edited by Acolyte Milen Posted to WorldsAway Community Forum on July 23rd, 1996. >*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*< . <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>