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Copyright 1996. The contents of the Kymer Clarion are the intellectual property of the individual authors. The Kymer Clarion is not to be redistributed in whole or in part without prior permission of the Editorial Board and the inclusion of our copyright notice. !*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*! >*<>*< INDEX >*<>*< >**|**<<>>**|**< FEATURES & DEPARTMENTS >**|**<<>>**|**< GIFs in this Issue The Editor Speaks ..................................... Acolyte Milen Alien Abduction Drama ........................... Acolyte BLD Stalker Help Wanted ........................................... Clarion Staff Seen on the Streets ........................................ Rosaleah Menolly's Puzzle Corner ..................................... Menolly --_^+^_-- GAMES AND GAMING --_^+^_-- Duckolyte Ghost Racing ............ Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects Duckolyte Trivia Master ........... Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects Duckolyte Benefit Auction ......... Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects Monday Ghost Racing (June 24th) ...................... Acolyte Serena Friday Ghost Racing (June 28th) ........................... Darkhorse Monday Ghost Racing (July 1st) ....................... Acolyte Serena Friday Ghost Racing (July 1st?!) .......................... Darkhorse CHAOS, Inc (June 26th) ................................... Marianne G Dreaming Insomniac's Society .......................... Acolyte Milen Miss WA! Contest Update ........................ Hispaniclyte Boricua (NOTE: Due to rearrangements in the Clarion staff, we have no schedule for this issue. We are working on bring you better schedules in future issues, but in the meantime we must apologize for the inconvience and point those looking for such information to the forum, where the Scheduling Committee posts their weekly output, or another paper.) $ $ $ ADVERTISEMENTS $ $ $ The Avatars of Phantasus Businesses And Services Community Notices Help Wanted Lost/Found/Buy/Sell/Trade Turf Notes =====/ HOUSEKEEPING /===== Colophon ............................................ Editorial Board ... AND ... Hidden Contest ........................................ Acolyte Milen (hidden somewhere within this issue) >**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**<<>>**|**< >>**|**<< >**|**<<>>**|**< FEATURES & DEPARTMENTS >**|**<<>>**|**< --------------------------------------------------------------------- GIFs In This Issue --------------------------------------------------------------------- ABDUCT.GIF .................................... Acolyte BLD Stalker A snapshot of that popular singing group, Tony Christopher and The Aliens. Get a load of Tony's microphone! ORDAIN.GIF ............................................... Rosaleah A picture of Princess Toadstool's ordination to perform weddings. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Editor Speaks By Acolyte Milen --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi all! First off I'd like to apologize for the delays in bringing you the Clarion. There's been a bit of disarray concerning Clarion staff lately, mostly considering Rosaleah's departure from the status of Rotating Editor. Although she will be sorely missed we do not begrudge her leaving, and instead wish her all the best with whatever endeveor she moves on to. We may still occaisionally see work from her, and she still has the title of "Editor Emeritus" in recognition of all the work she's done for us. (Psst! Anyone out there know what that means? ) Rosaleah was our editor in charge of maintaining the schedule, so we are experiencing difficulty keeping it up to date at the moment. We are working on the problem and are searching for avatars who might be interested in the position. Not much else to say this week... I've devoted the time I usually plunk into coming up with a weird and (hopefully) funny editorial into creating a *particularly* devilish Hidden Contest this week. Thanks for reading, and remember: neliM* >g< .tsetnoC neddiH eht ton si siht ,on dna ,syadsryhT TAW mp evif SOAHC ,syadirF TAW mp enin ta DIS --------------------------------------------------------------------- ALIEN ABDUCTION DRAMA - REPORT By Acolyte BLD Stalker (See ABDUCT.GIF for photograph) --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Dreamscape was indeed the place for "close encounters" last Wednesday evening when Mr. Tony Christopher, Executive Director of WorldsAway, was abducted by extraterrestrials as he slept and brought inworld to Phantasus for interrogation. Reportedly, Mr. Christopher awoke to find himself no longer resting peaceably in the plush comfort of his sofa ... but rather, standing in the spartan confines of the StarWay Cafe Stage with two alien inquisitors on either side! Who were these strange captors? And what did they want?? Information?? Secret knowledge which would aid them in their diabolical plans for inworld conquest?!? NO! - perhaps nothing quite THAT dramatic. But one fact quickly became certain. He would not be released until he told everyone present what they wanted to know! The aliens, later identified as Sa-Neheset and Sa-Paneshe, supplied Tony with a futuristic-looking universal translator device which allowed him to communicate with them. They then proceeded with their interrogation; asking him various questions that we the citizens of WA requested via ESP. Tony was surprisingly cooperative! What did they do? Drug him? Was it truth serum? Some alien derivative? Or was it merely the fear of no other escape back to the waking world that drove him to confess?? Whatever his incentive was, he became a veritable reservoir of information! Some of the questions he answered have been on the minds of the community for a long time ... * Will new locales be opened? YES! They have many planned and are currently working on them. * Will we be able to sit? YES! Additional animations to the avatars are being added, including sitting. * Will system crashes & pauses stop? HOPEFULLY! The release of version 1.2 will fix more of the causes of crashes and slow responses. * Will there be inworld documents soon? HOPEFULLY! The powers that be are working hard to create them. * Will there be new body types? YES! Some new body types will be introduced along with new outdoor locales. * Will there be new clothes & accessories? Yes & no. There won't be new clothes for quite a long time. However! Accessories will be available soon. (No exact date as of yet) * Will there be pets? YES! Besides the fuzzies, teddy bears, etc. that we already have ... other types of animated pets are being planned. These pets will most likely follow new locales. * Will there be more Oracles & Acolytes? YES! There are currently over 20 Acolytes, and that number will continue to grow with the Dreamscape community. ALSO, Oracles and Acolytes will be added to cover European times. * What's being done about thieves? Acolyte powers are being added, so that Acolytes can better assist victims of theft & harassment when it occurs. These powers are currently being tested. ALSO! The ability to remove items from chests without removing them from your pocket will be added. * Will there be selective ESP blocks? YES! Selective blocking of ESP's will be available, but no word as to when. * Will the Token hourly earn rate be increased? Unlikely. * Will there be more than 2 avatars per account? Unlikely. * Will there be a Teleporter near the turf building? YES! It is being worked on right now. * What objects will be available next? Turf improvements are among the top priorities: including improved turf security, furniture, wall hangings & glue. * Will there be new heads in vendos? YES! There will be some new heads in vendos by July 19th. These are just some of the highlights. Many other questions were posed and addressed, after which, the aliens were finally appeased enough to release their abductee and returned Mr. Christopher safely to the waking world. For a complete list of questions asked, see the alien abduction transcript available in the WA Forum Library. (section #6 - WA Official, filename: "ALENCONF.TXT") --------------------------------------------------------------------- HELP WANTED! By CLARION Staff --------------------------------------------------------------------- The CLARION is now accepting applications for two, currently non paying positions. We would like anyone interested in becoming part of our publication, to let us know! Send your application to us at 72007,221 if you are interested in the following two positions or in just becoming a reporter for us. The two positions we would like to fill are those of Schedule Co- ordinator and Advertisement Co-ordinator. The two positions are basically full time staff positions, and you would not be required, unless you felt comfortable taking on more, to do other reporting functions. The Schedule Co-ordinator would be responsible for maintaining a listing of the current event schedule, receiving events from the avatars, contacting avatars for updated events, and providing the schedule to the rotating editor for that week for publication in the CLARION. The Advertisement Co-ordinator would be responsible for maintaining the advertisement section of the CLARION, updating that section, and editing incoming ads for space. If you are interested in these, or other positions, please contact us at 72007,221 and thank you for your interest. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Seen on the Streets By Rosaleah --------------------------------------------------------------------- There was quite a crowd around Aegir last Friday night. We hung around a while to watch the effects the rainbow turf paint had when applied to heads. A lot of avatars took him up on his offer to give them this unique look, especially as he wasn't charging any tokens for the service! The next day, we ran across the Mages, Swiftie and Swiftess, surrounded not only by crowds of avatars but also with a number of turfpaints at their feet. They, too, were painting heads for eager avatars, but they weren't limiting themselves to the rainbow hue. Questions about their acquiring this unique ability brought only enigmatic smiles from the mages. Saturday evening, June 29, Princess Toadstool was ordained as an avatar able to perform officially recognized Kymer weddings. Acolyte Data was on hand as Oracle Uni officiated in this ceremony that emphasizes flexibility, listening, caring, and respect. Sharing in the joy at the tabernacle were, among others in the ghost cloud, Dot Warner, My Name Is Fancy ;), and Belleza Exotica. (See ordain.gif with this issue of the CLARION.) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Menolly's Puzzle Corner By Menolly --------------------------------------------------------------------- The answers to last week's puzzles are: 1) Auntie Nellie- œ160 2) Inflation - œ25.25 œ28.25 œ30.25 œ36.25 3) Mugger's Money - From Mr. Ascot: œ88 From Mr. Berkshire: œ44 --------------------------------- Now this week's puzzles:- Here are some familiar six-letter words with uncommon endings. Can you supply the missing letters to complete the words? 1) _ _ _ ODA 2) _ _ _ HMA 3) _ _ _ RUB 4) _ _ _ HID 5) _ _ _ IOD 6) _ _ _ URD 7) _ _ _ EXE 8) _ _ _ ALF 9) _ _ _ ULF 10) _ _ _ ZOI 11) _ _ _ GEL 12) _ _ _ FIL 13) _ _ _ SUL 14) _ _ _ THM 15) _ _ _ TIM Answers next week. --_^+^_-- GAMES AND GAMING --_^+^_-- --------------------------------------------------------------------- Duckolyte Ghost Racing by Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects --------------------------------------------------------------------- On Sunday, June 23, in the turf Duck Hunt, LumMoose, Duckolyte Senior Wing, once again hosted the Duckolyte Ghost Races. Competition was keen, as a new monthly champion will fly to the top on June 30. The prize for each of the twelve races and the winner of each race follow: 1st Race 50 Tokens Ted Cheshire 2nd Race Dumbbells Swifty Mage Counselor 3rd Race Mt. Argus Mineral Water Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing 4th Race Fern Felix 5th Race Flowers Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing 6th Race Snowball Ansuu 7th Race Hot Chocolate Jet Duke 8th Race Valentine szivarvany 9th Race (Head Race) Rose Head(Rare Red) szivarvany 10th Race Set of rare Green Paint Really Nice Guy 11th Race 100 Tokens Sunsette 12th Race 100 Tokens Raindrop The Monthly Standings for June are: 6 Wins Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing 3 Wins OM Ansuu Raindrop szivarvany 2 Wins Davy Dedannan SrK Briar Hamadryad Darkhorse 1 Win Passion Ted Cheshire Swifty Mage Counselor Felix Jet Duke Really Nice Guy Sunsette Sunday, July 7, marks the start of a whole new month of Ghost Racing. Everyone has a chance to qualify for the Monthly Championship prize which will be available at the end of the month. Please come and join the fun. Everyone is welcome and there is no entry fee. Rules are explained at the races each week. The races are held every Sunday at 7:00am WAT in the turf Duck Hunt. When you are looking for a Duckolyte, go to the Hunt! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Duckolyte Trivia Master by Disco Duck, Wing Special Projects --------------------------------------------------------------------- On Sunday, June 23, Larry Lamb, Duckolyte Wing, hosted another fast, fun game of Duckolyte TriviaMaster in the turf Duck Hunt. The theme of the game was Duck Soup, and this was the first time that the Duckolytes have used Wert P. Gumby's new trivia program. Mrs. Wert wrote the questions for the game. Although there were a few technical glitches at the beginning of the game, the ghosts in attendance enthusiastically responded to Larry's able hosting of the game. Because Brains, Wing Commander, who usually hosts Duckolyte TriviaMaster has an extensive schedule of business travel during the summer, Larry will be the official host on occasions when the Wing Commander must be absent. Kudos to Larry, Wert, and Mrs. Wert for making another wonderful Duckolyte event possible. Each of the following winners took home a special rare prize as a reward for success: First Place: Meridienne won a rare colored rose head with matching paints packed in a heart chest; Second Place: King Alexander the Pompasus won a rare colored lacy heart head with matching paints packed in a heart chest; Third Place: Julie S won a rare colored duck head with matching paints packed in a heart chest; Fourth Place: Unga Bunga, Duckolyte Wing won a fern. The Monthly Champion is determined by weekly winners using the following point system: 1st Place = 5 Points 2nd Place = 3 Points 3rd Place = 2 Points 4th Place = 1 Point The prize this month will be something very special from the Oracles. The standings for the month of June are: Julie S. 12 Points Meridienne 5 Points King Alexander the Pompasus 3 Points Cut-Me-Own-Throat-Dibbler 3 Points Kewl 3 Points Unga-Bunga, Duckolyte Wing 2 Points @Dark Sun@, Duckolyte Wing 2 Points Jadelin 2 Points Jayvee 1 Point This is the last week of the month, but it is still possible for those with brilliant brains and fleet fingers to win a major prize. Join Brains, Wing Commander, Larry Lamb, Duckolyte Wing, and the Krewe of the Duckolytes on Sunday, June 30, at 7:00 p.m. WAT in the turf Duck Hunt. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Duckolyte Benefit Auction - June 26 By Disco Duck --------------------------------------------------------------------- It was another wonderful week at the Duckolyte Benefit Auction. We sold off some very rare items and some people had to pay a pretty penny to get em, but we also had some stellar deals. We had to cut things short this week but will return next week with a great selection of items. I've seen the items we have for next week, and let me be the first to say: Don't miss this event. Here's a list of what we sold last week: Duckolyte Benefit Auction Summary of Items Bought Price Bought By Item ID Sold Duckolyte Alien Green VooDoo Doll 12,500 Duckolyte Indica Flowers 800 Duckolyte Sassy Wild Cat BBQ Chicken 600 Leadman, Duckolyte Wing Ornament - Trumpet 2,400 lil' angel Blue 98 Body Spray 600 lil' angel Ornament 1,400 Teddy Bear/Ballerina Lummoose, Duckolyte Sr Wing Snowball 200 Marvelous Melinda Pink Valentine 450 Sierra Nevada Frost Elf Head 15,000 Blue Hat Sunray Launce From the Oracles & 1,750 Acolytes Box, Holds 2 Ultraviolet Gingerbread House 5,050 7 Don't miss the Duckolyte Benefit Auction this week, Wednesday, July 3rd, 1996 at the Duck Hunt (turf). --------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday Ghost Racing By Acolyte Serena --------------------------------------------------------------------- We reported the results for Monday the 24th in last issue, so there are no races to report for this issue unless you want to wait for my report after the races on Monday. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday Ghost Racing - June 28 By Darkhorse --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiya Racers, This is to apologize for missing the races this morning (Friday, June 28th). It's a long story one that is a bit difficult to explain with PC parts all over my kitchen. I seem to have gotten one of my PC's working OK for now. to make up for the inconvenience I will be holding the races on Monday at 11 AM WAT in Dreamland. also because of the up coming US holiday I will be moving the races that are supposed to take place on the 5th of July to Wednesday the 3rd of July. I hope this is OK with you guys if not reply here maybe we can figure out something better. Once again sorry for the inconvenience but my older PC burned up the power supply and I was having I/O port conflicts on the new one. Arrgh what a day. Sorry about that Darkhorse --------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday Ghost Racing - July 1 By Acolyte Serena --------------------------------------------------------------------- Following are the results of the first races for July. As you can see, we have five avatars tied for first place so far this month... let's see if they all make it to the end of the month. As a reminder, there are five Monday in July, so the final Monday we will host the CLOUD RACE SPECIALS. Any racers who have NOT won ANY races during the month of July are eligible for these races, and ONLY those who have not won can race. 1) Actionizer - 50T 2) Actionizer - Snowball 3) Twice - 50T 4) Twice - Bowling pin 5) Kira - 50T 6) Kira - boo boo bear 7) Skandranon - Chill Pill 8) CyberMage1 - 50T 9) Skandranon - Non-vendo painted CyberDude head 10) CyberMage1 - Mt_Argus_Mineral_Water 11) Duckie - 100T 12) Piemur - 100T Thanks to all my regulars and new racers for coming, and hope to see you next Sunday! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday Ghost Racing - June 28 By Darkhorse --------------------------------------------------------------------- Because of unforeseen PC problems I couldn't make it on Friday for the races and had to reschedule them for Monday. All though they started out slow the ended up being a great ending to a great month. When all the smoke cleared LumMoose Duckolyte Sr. Wing won the champ- ionship with 7 wins followed by Sidekick and Wild One in a second place tie with 6 wins each. Here are the results: Race #1:Jungle Fruit...................Wild One #2:Long_Life_Thousand_year_egg.....LumMoose, Duckolyte Sr. Wing #3:Voodoo Doll.....................Wild One #4:Dr_Chiu's_Chill_Pill + 100t.....Julie S #5:Boo-Boo_Bear....................Julie S #6:Pink Valentine..................Stacey M #7:Non Vendo Green Paint set.......Sh@dow #8:Snowball........................Warlord EMP-Lord #9:Nonvendo Lacy Heart Head........Stacey M #10:100 tokens......................Damia #11:Energy stim suppression.........Elektronuat #12:Horseshoe.......................LumMoose, Duckolyte Sr. Wing #13:100 tokens......................Warlord EMP-Lord #14:Bud_Head........................Sh@dow I once again apologize for missing the races on Friday the 28th with luck I won't have any Problems like that again. Also, a reminder that due to the Holiday, there will be no races on Friday July 5th, but instead will be held on Wednesday, July 3rd in Dreamland at 11 AM WAT. --------------------------------------------------------------------- CHAOS, Inc - June 26 By Marianne G --------------------------------------------------------------------- CHAOS, Inc is held every Thursday at 5 PM WAT (8PM EDT) in the turf named Dreamland. Just take one of the elevators in the turf building up to that address. It is a place where new games are developed, old games are given new twists and life, and no one knows what the hostess is up to. As it is different every time, come early for instructions. Hostesses are Marianne G and Acolyte Milen. We played 20 Clues this time, and we had a nice crowd. They tried to lull me into a false sense of, 'Oh, take it easy on us - you're too hard' but I soon found that CHAOS players are still the best! We did New Years Day, and London, Chicken but not the egg, Billboard and quite a few others..... So ummm, guess this is where I fess up and admit I can't find the scores.... They are around here someplace ;;looking at cluttered work area;; I know it! And as soon as I find it I'll tell you all who won. ;;slinking out the back door;;. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dreaming Insomniac's Society by Acolyte Milen --------------------------------------------------------------------- We had rather bizarre activities going on at the previous two DISes. Anyone entering the room (Visitor's Center, left side) at the right time (Friday at 9pm WAT, or midnight Eastern time), unprepared (which is common), would have encountered in-depth discussion on such topics as: - The Universe's being composed wholly of Ketchup and Mustard. - The reproductive habits of automobiles. - How NASA is fixing the ozone hole with a space shuttle and a lot of tire sealant. - The fact that the pig in the movie Babe, in order to get around restrictions on the importation of livestock into Australia, was in fact a rare form of kangaroo. - CD-ROMs work by using a laser (set on "stun") to trace around a series of microscopic worms set into the disc, who then scream out the data contained within their genetic code. - And other, similarly "interesting", topics. Next week's DIS will feature discussion as well, but, for a change, the discussion will actually be (at least partially) serious! Plans are underway to bring a new kind of event into Phantasus and we will be discussing there and looking for people to assist. If you would like to be part of something that could potentially turn out big, be at Visitor's Center Left at 9pm WAT this coming Friday night! Take care all, and be seeing you.... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss WA! Contest Update By Hispaniclyte Boricua --------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes Kymerians only one week remaining for the grand night. The night when 12 female avatars will face each other to be crowned Miss WA! Remember the date: Saturday July 6, 1996 at 7PM on the turf: *Casa Hispaniclyte* The entrance is FREE so do not miss it. This contest will bring many surprises, there will be no losers, all contestants will receive a prize. We will have a golden rule the night of the contest: All avatars of the audience should remain ghost in the locale where the show is taking place, if you need to unghost we will have a locale in the turf for you to do it. ANY AVATAR THAT UNGHOST IN THE LOCALE OF THE SHOW WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE TURF. Here is the Official List of the judges (in alphabetical order) for that night: Acolyte Data Mage Leadman Brains, Wing Commander SexyCat22 Hispaniclyte Dread Sunray Fantasia )-(ippie Tom T. Oracle Uni Imagination And here is what all of you were waiting for, the Official List (in alphabetical order) of the 12 semifinalists that will compete for the title of Miss WA 1996. GOOD LUCK TO ALL. Baby Blue Eyes Passion Courtlyn Cox Pearl Girl DiaMar Sedona Red Lindy Trice Shelly Webster Lucky Satin Laciel Milora Spoiling man's lyric belle Thanks to all the 35 participants that entered the contest, soon you will be emailed to receive your prize. See you all in Miss WA! $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ ADVERTISEMENTS $ $ $ --------------------------------------------------------------------- WEDDINGS, ENGAGEMENTS & DIVORCES --------------------------------------------------------------------- Divorce Announcement trekpuzzle and journeypuzzle --------------------------------------------------------------------- To my Friends and acquaintances: I regret to say that the Divorce of ...trekpuzzle & journeypuzzle, of Kymer, is Official and hereby Final. I also publicly Say: I am sorry for any discomfort or problems, that anyone might have had, during the course of events as they unfolded. Thankyou...your friend in Kymer trekpuzzle --------------------------------------------------------------------- BUSINESSES AND SERVICES --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WA Photography Service By Acolyte VIQer and staff --------------------------------------------------------------------- Our prices are very reasonable. Special editing services and custom photos also available. We will help you remember that special moment. Format of your choice available. Reprints available, in case of lost photos! For service, contact Acolyte Sunray VIQer at 70724,425 and we will make your arrangements with our staff. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //G&G Services --------------------------------------------------------------------- G&G Services are proud to present their range of new services: o Web Page Design - from only 30T per set o Web access for those who can't access the Web - 10T per page/site o Cheat provision - 2T per cheat Can't win a game? We have cheats for 90% of games! o Cyber-Hunting - 5T per find Looking for a particular person, article or page? We can do it for a very small fee! To inquire about any of these brilliant services, please e-mail : George - 100745,2707 Gary - 101603,2730 --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Moon Design aprilsmoon --------------------------------------------------------------------- Want a special portrait of the real you? Want an unusual piece of art for your new turf? 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For more information ESP either Kage Solo or Kaylam Solo Inworld. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //LeadMan's European Collectibles LeadMan --------------------------------------------------------------------- Weekly auctions of rare items that are not available in vendos at European times! We are accepting consignment of rare items for future sales. We charge 10% for items placed on consignment. If you have rare items you wish to place on consignment, please contact the following avatars inworld or via E-Mail Mage LeadMan 100413,1430 Necrolyte Little Princess-LMW 102310,2123 We need the following information: * Avatar Name * User-UID * Item Name * Minimum starting bid --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Personalized WA Clocks Alienyte Wyld Carde --------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you downloaded the Wyld's WA Clock from the forum? Are you tired of seeing my ugly mug holding said clock? NOW from Wyld Karde software: Personalized WA Clocks! For just 50T (plus package and posting) YOU can own a copy of the WA clock software with the picture of your choice! The readout window will be moved to fit your picture at no extra cost! E-mail me, Prime Alienyte Wyld Karde, at 101467,470 for your copy. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Clover's Collectibles Clover --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Dreamscape's premier dealer of rare heads and items no longer available in vendos. --><-- We are here to serve you. We are accepting consignment of rare items for future sales. Consignment fee is 20% of selling price. All items will be auctioned to the highest bidder. If you have rare or hard to obtain items you wish to place on consignment, please contact one of our staff via Email (All CIS UIDs and information supplied will be handled in a professional and confidential manner): Clover 73071,1252 Passion 102443,1111 Please supply the following information: -Consignor Avatar Name -Consignor UID (if different from UID on Email) -Item Names -Minimum starting bids for each item -Locale for collecting consignment item -Proposed time for collection of consignment item You will receive return Email either confirming the meeting or proposing an alternate meeting time. Please allow 1-2 days for a response. --------------------------------------------------------------------- SWIFTIES --------------------------------------------------------------------- SWIFTIES London/New York/Kymer Sunday, June 30th and EVERY SUNDAY 4pm WAT Turfname: SWIFTIES This weeks list includes: ITEM Minimum Fern 800T Baby Bear Elven White Rose Head 1000T BBQ Chicken Snowball Heroine Head (rare pink) Candy (light blue) Blue 98 Body Paint (2 sprays) Non-vendo Black Rose Head Pink Valentine Peppermint Gingerbread Head Heart Chest Trick or Treat Bag Wendy Head (Non-vendo Pink) Pizza Candy (pink) Lacy Heart Head Non-vendo Blue Rose Head We will accept consignments at a fee of 10%. Please email us or ESP us for information. Swifty Mage Counselor Swiftess Mage Counselor CIS UID 106036,3224 auction@swft.demon.co.uk We look forward to seeing you Sunday evening! --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Couple Counseling Center Sunray Mage Darien-GK and QuietWinds --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello fellow Kymerians! Is your marriage in shambles? Life in distress? Or just seeking good advice, come to CCC! The Couples Counseling Center is open and ready to take our first customers! If you have any questions you can E-Mail me at 70004,2324 or ESP Sunray Mage Darien-GK or QuietWinds inworld. You can also schedule appointments at that time, if you are ready to. This is completely confidential. The information that passes in those halls are between the counselor and the customer. If you would like to stay anonymous during the meeting, I can meet you at a neutral locale and talk to you as a ghost. Our fees are 50T per 15 min. Which is quite reasonable. We guarantee success or your money back! --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Wheels On Fire Limo Service Karynda --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi. I'm Karynda, your worlds away ride (as in wheels) Need to get somewhere *FAST*? Need to find that item or place? Want to whisper with that special someone without the hassle of driving? Price: I work for tips (as in tokens) Hours on Duty: Whenever I can For all you politicians and lovers, talk and gift giving will be held in the strictest confidence! ESP me and I'll come to you! Excuse all the names : Karynda, Karynda2, Karynda3, Karynda4 or Karynda5 --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Duckolyte Kymer with Melissa T Melissa T --------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever find yourself wandering around late at night, wishing you could find a Kymer game? Ever get stood up by the special someone, and have nothing to do inworld? Well, you can come to Mel's Parlor in the turf building. I host Duckolyte Kymer with Melissa T on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 9:00pm WAT. Drop in, and you could win one of our large pots. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Vivid Ads Joe Blowsem UP --------------------------------------------------------------------- VIVID ADs is a graphics and advertising company in WA. VIVID Ads makes top quality computer graphics for all advertising purposes. We even design advertisements! Cheap, low everyday prices will only make it convenient for your needs, large detailed pictures are about 350T. And "pocket sized" are only 60T - 80T! We make all styles and formats for both PC and MAC. Interested in expanding your advertising with eye-catching pictures? Drop us a line at CIS 73357.1576 for information on our products. Or catch me inworld, <> --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WorldsAway Yellow and White Pages GermanGiant --------------------------------------------------------------------- For the most complete listing of inworld businesses, and the ONLY single listing of resident avatars, check out the WorldsAway Yellow & White Pages! Whether to find a service, check to see which businesses are already operating inworld, or to verify the correct spelling or User ID of an avatar, the WA Yellow & White Pages is the BEST source available! We also list you WWW Homepage and set links on the Web version of the Yellow Pages: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/germangiant/yellow.html You can download a copy of the WA Yellow & White Pages in the WA Forum library, Newsstand Section, filename YELLOW.TXT, or get it on the Web! Thanks to all the WAYP customers for making it a success! If you have any questions or would like to place an ad, contact GermanGiant, Big Kahoona, Necrolyte Xian SrK, Hotspot, Mr. Nice Guy or Sunray Dream Keeper. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Turf-Mart Badgerette, Rudolfo, Happy Little Trees --------------------------------------------------------------------- *Do you feel aggravated when the pawn machine only gives you a few tokens for something that cost you 400? *Do you live in a turf, but the pawn machine is clear across WA? Turf-Mart is in a very convenient location and we ALWAYS pay more than the pawn machine! We buy & sell used items and also have rare items such as rose heads & valentine chests! We offer a Lay-A-Way plan for those who would rather make payments on some of the more expensive items. $$$ Whether old or new...we are here to make buying that special item easy to do. $$$ So for the best prices in town, shop at Turf-Mart! LOCATED in the "TURF-MART" turf! ESP Badgerette, Rudolfo, or Happy Little Trees --------------------------------------------------------------------- //PLAY BINGO WITH NICOLE --------------------------------------------------------------------- Wake Up WA with Nicole's Jackpot Bingo! Wake up and win some T's or a rare prize. Bets are 120 full bet 70 for half bet. The more people the more the T's. At Harlequin Games -- Beginning at 9am - 11am Daily. *Also* come get ready for bed with Nicole's Nightly Jackpot Bingo starting at 10pm till whenever you just can't press BINGO any more!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- COMMUNITY NOTICES --------------------------------------------------------------------- //NUbie YUniversity --------------------------------------------------------------------- **Turn newbiehood from a week to an hour** Thursdays 6 to 9 am WAT TURF: School -- More hours available soon! Learn the basics: Your way around with a tour Turn, Walk & Stand where you want Worlds Away Economics The 3 W's of getting help (Who, When & Where) How to avoid stealing and being stolen from Donations gratefully accepted now or later Owner: Karynda, Karynda2, Karynda3, Karynda4 or Karynda5 Partner: Sejanus Teachers: To be listed soon --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Coolytegang Forming --------------------------------------------------------------------- HI *PaRtY aNiMaLs*! We're searching for new members for the Coolytegang! As a Coolyte, ya make parties and have sUnNy fUnNy FUN!!! To become a Coolyte, download the application form "COOLYTE.TXT" (English/German) from the "WorldsAway Life" section in the WorldsAway Forum. Be an PaRtY aNiMaL and join the Coolytegang! For special questions or to become a Coolyte e-mail to Coolyte Boss IN-T, 101654,1320 --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Duckolyte Information Available --------------------------------------------------------------------- Duckolyte Info: The Krewe of the Duckolytes is founded upon the historic carnival traditions of role-playing, fun, entertainment, celebration, benevolence, and good citizenship. Our motto is: Friendship, Fun and Benevolence. If you are interested in becoming a member, please download our application (duckap.txt), Constitution, and Bylaws, all located in the Worlds Away Life section of the forum library. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Kymer Community Services Information Packet Normala Kelly --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Kymer Community Services Information packet is finally available in the Newsstand section. The brochure includes descriptions of many of our programs, such as the Voices Poetry Project, Avatarobics, Kymer Crime Victim Support, Kymer Avatar Peer Counseling, Vendoholics, the Infatar Sandbox, Phantasus Fountains Country Club, and the new Hunter Brown Academy...plus much more. The title of the file is KCSINF.TXT. Normala Kelly, Director, Kymer Community Services --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Phantasus Fountains Country Club Notice Normala Kelly --------------------------------------------------------------------- Greetings fellow citizens! In the March 1996 edition of the Kymer Community Services information packet, we posted the Program directory for most KCS programs and classes. In addition we also told you about Phantasus Fountains Country Club's grand opening, then scheduled to happen around the times of the grand opening of the Turf Building. KCS has given it much thought and we have decided *not* to open Phantasus Fountains Country Club *until* the avatars of Kymer have access to some form of "glue." We want to be able to assure our members that the decor of the clubhouse will not be disturbed. As promised, Phantasus Fountains will screen its applicants prior to membership, but due to the crime problems we have in Kymer, we realize that, all too often, thieves have slipped into even the most secure turfs. We think that "glue" will solve the problem nicely. Phantasus Fountains Country Club, Kymer's most prestigious *private* country club, hopes to open soon. Write your Oracles and Acolytes and tell them you want glue inworld! If you want the ultimate in pampering, a place to wine and dine, meet and mingle with like-minded avatars, reserve your membership now! For membership dues information and other information, please email me at the above address with the words "Phantasus Fountains Info" in the subject heading. Don't be fooled by imitations. Phantasus Fountains Country Club is the original private club in Kymer, as well as the best. Thank you, Normala Kelly Director Kymer Community Services --------------------------------------------------------------------- //KCS: Matchmaker Service Normala Kelly --------------------------------------------------------------------- Kymer Community Services is looking for single avatars.... both male and female.... to join the Matchmaker service. There are men and women avatars waiting to be matched to the mate of their Dreams! Hurry.... love could be around the corner! We are also looking for more avatars to join the E-mail Club which is now being formed. For information and info on how to apply, please see KCSINF.TXT in the Newsstand library. Come join the fun!!!!!! Normala Kelly Director Kymer Community Services --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Phantasus Adoption Agency --------------------------------------------------------------------- For many months now I have witnessed the formation of many special relationships in the Dreamscape. However until now only the relationship of marriage has been recognized under Kymerian and Phantasian Law. The Phantasus Adoption Agency is now here to provide avatars and inanimate objects alike with the chance now to officiate the parent-child relationship in the eyes of Morpheus. For everyone out there who shares a special bond with another avatar or who has that special teddy/infantar/fuzzy in their life and desires a way to make it legal we are here to serve you. The officiating can be something as simple as a library upload or as elaborate as a wedding ceremony. It's the family's decision. =-) If you would like to book an appointment or have any questions please email me at 102212,1117 or reply to this via forum message. Phantasus Department of Social Services: ~Birth Certificates ~Teleporter's Operator License ~Death Certificates ~Passports ~Almost anything else you can think of. --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WAMacro --------------------------------------------------------------------- Version 2.0 of WAMacro is now available in forum library 5. It contains the following additions: - Toolbar - Comment lines - PgUp/PgDn/Up/Down scrolls the WorldsAway message window whenever WAMacro is activated - A "humanize" option, which tries to make the output more natural by changing the line delays depending on the line length - Ctrl+F2 inserts the text "^{F2}", Ctrl+F3 inserts "^{F3}", etc. - All special characters work, like the "hug" characters ("{}"), and other Alt+xxxx combinations, e.g. left arrow (Alt+0129) Check out the updated help file for further information. Regards, Shaker --------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunray Knights of Kymer VoCC Benefit Auction Returns SunRay Render --------------------------------------------------------------------- Due to the huge demand for the Victims of Crimes and Crashes (VoCC) funds the Sunray Knights of Kymer are proud to announce the return of their benefit auction. This auction raises money for anyone who may need the help of relief from a crime or a WA server crash. The Auction will be held every Friday night at 5pm WAT in the turf: "Sunray Auction." All items and heads auctioned off are rare. Donations will be accepted from anyone. Please let us know if you do not want your name published. Thanks to everyone in advance for supporting this worthwhile cause. --------------------------------------------------------------------- HELP WANTED --------------------------------------------------------------------- //DIVINATORY EXPERTS NEEDED By Creiddylad --------------------------------------------------------------------- Use your skills and talents inworld to earn good tokens! I am looking for PSYCHICS, TAROT READERS, ASTROLOGERS, NUMEROLOGISTS, RUNE READERS- any and ALL KINDS of DIVINATORY EXPERTS--- e-mail me at 104141,160 and tell me a little about what you do! Creiddylad --------------------------------------------------------------------- //Investors Needed By Nicole2812 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Investors Needed - No gimmicks- Need people who would like to profit with little work, but will be involved in a new and exciting development. For more info contact me in world Nicole2812 or email me at 72274,101 --------------------------------------------------------------------- LOST/FOUND/BUY/SELL/TRADE --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WANTED: SOLDIER ORNAMENT --------------------------------------------------------------------- I am very interested in obtaining a "Soldier" Christmas ornament. (I am also interested in the "girl in red dress" ornament, but a "soldier" takes priority.) I have some rare items to trade, and am trying to save my tokens as well (how 'bout an installment plan?). Please contact me, Cassandra Kane, at 75207,2054 if you are interested. Thank you very much! --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WANTED: CHESS PIECE HEAD --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi all! I have recently heard that there is another Chess Piece head somewhere in Kymer besides Artema's, I am desperately looking for it, if you have any information about it, or have it yourself please reply. Thank you! CyberMage 102166,617 --------------------------------------------------------------------- //WANTED: TEDDY BEARS --------------------------------------------------------------------- Any spare rare teddies? I'm looking for a Torgersen Teddy, and a few Baby Bears. I will pay well for them, and maybe trade some rare heads for them. If u have a Torgersen Teddy, or a Baby Bear that I could buy, e-mail Joe Blowsem UP at 73357.1576 with your name and the price. Thanks, Joe Blowsem UP --------------------------------------------------------------------- TURF NOTES --------------------------------------------------------------------- //TURF RENTALS --------------------------------------------------------------------- Need somewhere to host a game? Taking a date out for the evening but have no home to bring him/her back to? Have a special event and just need to rent a turf for a few hours? I have a 2 room turf that I am willing to rent out for just 30T an hour. To make a reservation ESP me -- BADGERETTE ##################################################################### ==/ CLARION COLOPHON /== PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ARE NEW EMAIL ADDRESSES TO SEND SOME OF THE INFORMATION TO! PLEASE NOTE THESE CHANGES FOR FUTURE REFRENCE! The Staff of the CLARION Thanks You. - How To Publish In The Kymer Clarion - Waking World CIS email address: 72007,221 Deadline: 12:00 noon WAT every Sunday Letters to the Editors: We'd like your feedback! Please send letters to the above email address with the subject LETTER TO EDITORS. Articles, poetry, etc.: Do you have a poem you'd like published? An Article? Submit them to the above email address with the subject of ARTICLE SUBMISSION. The Kymer Clarion is currently token-free to all members; thus, we are not presently paying for submissions. Advertisements: All ads should be submitted in email or private forum message to the email address noted above and should be marked ADVERTISEMENT. Please make them as concise as possible! Wedding Information: We are happy to provide you with a section of the Kymer Clarion where you can announce either a wedding to come or a wedding that has already happened! If you would like your wedding announced in these pages, please send the following marked WEDDING INFO to the above Email Address. Please include the following: Name of Bride Name of Groom Oracle or Acolyte performing service Date of Wedding (to be held, or was held) Reception Location Members of the Wedding Party Events & Game Reports: Event Schedule covers the following Wednesday through Thursday. The submission to the Kymer Clarion is IN ADDITION to submitting your event information to the Scheduling Group. The Kymer Clarion assumes no responsibility for resolving scheduling conflicts; this will remain under the jurisdiction of the Scheduling Group. If currently recurring events are changed in any way, besides notifying the Scheduling Group, should you wish the Kymer Clarion schedule of Events to reflect your event(s) accurately, please *also* submit the change of information as noted above. Want everyone to know who won at your event? Want to provide them with helpful information on how it was played? Just want your winners to be able to see their name in print? Send your submissions to the Kymer Clarion at the above address, and we'll let everyone know who won what and where! Please mark all material you do not wish published as NOT FOR PUBLICATION. All mail to the Editors not so marked will be con- sidered for publication, subject to editing for clarity and space considerations. Hidden Contest: Occasionally we hide a hidden contest somewhere within the pages of particular issues of the Clarion. As promised in the index, in fact, there *is* one in this issue. This time the rules are contained in the contest itself. 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